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Genitals Of Jersey Shore Cast Declared ‘Herpes Nest’
Who knew there could be consequences from living a life without consequences? Who knew the thought of the Jersey Shore cast gobbling Valtrex like they were Flintstones Chewable Vitamins would be so disturbing? What’s The Difference Between J-Woww And A Midget … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Health, Television, General Foolishness, Reality Television, National Events, People, Social Networking, Scandal, Places
Tagged Jersey Shore, skanks, skankery, unfortunately-named celebrities, your mother must be very proud, herpes, J-Woww, Snooki, The Situation, Guidos, Guidettes, Italian Stereotypes, Goombah, The Shore, unlike your 15 minutes of fame herpes lasts forever, reality television, famous for nothing, Herpes Nest, Valtrex, Flintstones Chewable Vitamins, STDs, promiscuity, well-known whores, The Clap, fake n' bake
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Wretched ‘Bachelorette’ Contestant Wishes He Had Just Said “I’m Prompt”
In a dark and slightly moist basement somewhere, Rolando “Cashew Dick” Negrin is jumping for joy. The TSA worker and his stunted penis have done their time in the barrel, and are now free to slink off into blessed anonymity. With a single request, “Shooter,” a contestant on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Humor, People, Reality Television, Relationships, Social Networking, Television
Tagged Cashew Dick, diarrhea of the mouth, early arrival, early finisher, humiliation on national TV, jackassery, laughingstock, loser, pathetic, premature ejaculation, Rolando Negrin, Shooter, Shooter McGavin, shut up you fool!, so sad, stop while you're ahead, The Bachelorette, TMI, wretched, your mother must be very proud
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Slain Wrestling Star’s Family Can Sue Hustler Over Nude Photos
Cretinous pornographer Larry Flynt’s publication, already an unlikely champion of the 1st Amendment, finds itself embroiled in another constitutional issue. I’m no lawyer–you’ll have to decide for yourselves who’s in the right. What I do know is that if the … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, Drugs, Justice, National Events, Reality Television, Sports, Television
Tagged 14th Amendment, 1st Amendment, anabolic steroids, Chris Benoit, First Amendment, Fourteenth Amendment, Hustler, Larry Flynt, Mark Samansky, murder-suicide, Nancy Benoit, nude photos, pornography, slain wrestling star, wrestler
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They’ve Got The Wrong Man!
A Celebrity Chef Is Arrested And It’s Not Guy Fieri Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Food, General Foolishness, Reality Television, Television
Tagged Beau Macmillan, celebrity chef, Guy Fieri
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