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This Day In History: July 14, 1789 CE
On which angry French demonstrators storm the Bastille in Paris, serving Louis XVI notice that le Horloge is ticking on his tyrannical reign.
Posted in Crime, Culture, Europe, General Foolishness, History, Human Rights, Justice, Military, Mythology, People, Politics, World Affairs
Tagged 1789, Bastille Day, France, French Revolution, Frogs, Jerry Lewis, July 14th, Louis Capet, Paris, revolutionaries, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, snails, Storming of the Bastille, The Terror, this day in history
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USA Today Surprised By Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo’s Committment To Principles
Fake newspaper USA Today must believe that brilliant, dirty, Russian weirdo Grigori Perelman is full of shit. Why else would they think it newsworthy that Perelman didn’t show up to collect his $1M prize for solving the Poincaré Conjecture? Readers of Promethean Times know … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Europe, People, World Affairs
Tagged $1M prize, brilliant dirty weirdos, crazy bastard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, fake newspaper, journalists, mad Russian genius, Mathsputin, people with unibrows, Poincare Conjecture, refuses prize, Russia, USA Today, who reads USA Today anyway?
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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: D Day
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Posted in Culture, Europe, History, International Relations, Justice, Military, Mythology, Politics, Relationships
Tagged 6 June 1944, Allies, Axis, Battle of Normandy, Canada, D Day, evil shenanigans, France, Frogs, Germany, Gold, Great Moments In American Diplomacy, Jerry, Juno, Krauts, Normandy Invasion, Normandy Landing, Omaha, Operation Neptune, Operation Overlord, Sword, The Hun, United Kingdom, United States of America, Utah
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Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo Said To Have Proved The Existence Of God
Not content to rest on his laurels after conquering the Poincaré Conjecture, Promethean Times’ favorite brilliant, dirty weirdo has apparently gone all metaphyisical. According to a pal, Grigori Perelman believes he has proven the existence of God. This information may be suspect, however. … Continue reading
Mad Russian Genius Content With Solitary Life Of Vodka-Drenched Squalor
The solution to the fiercely intractable Poincare Conjecture was thought to be so elusive that the Clay Mathematics Institute offered a prize of $1 million to anyone who could provide a verifiable answer. Russian mathematician Dr. Grigori Perelman has solved it. It turns out that … Continue reading
Posted in Europe, People, Science, World Affairs
Tagged $1 Million prize, brilliant dirty weirdos, Clay Mathematics Institute, cockroach-infested, crazy bastard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, intractable math problem, living in squalor, mad Russian genius, Mathsputin, people with unibrows, Poincare Conjecture, recluse, Russia, solved math problem, St. Petersburg, turned down prize money, weirdos, world's cleverest man
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Times Online: Turkey Recalls Ambassador After US Genocide Vote
Despite pleas from the Obama Administration, the House Committee on Foreign Affairs has voted to label Turkey’s 1915 pogrom against Armenians as a genocide. From a strategic standpoint, this is madness. The Turks have already made clear their feelings on … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Christianity, Europe, History, Islam, Justice, Middle East, Military, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged 1915, Armenia, Armenian Genocide, Armenian Holocaust, genocide, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, Islam, Islamic Republic, massacre, Muslim, Ottoman Empire, pogrom, Turkey, Turkish, Turks, United States of America, US Ambassador
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From Times Online: Muslim Woman Refuses Body Scan
An unnamed Muslim woman at Manchester Airport in the UK is thought to be the first person to refuse a mandatory body scan. Rather than submit to the scan, the woman forfeited her plane ticket. Promethean Times wholeheartedly supports this … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Europe, Islam, Political Correctness, Religion, Terrorism, World Affairs
Tagged air travel, body scan, Islam, Islamic faith, Manchester Airport, muslims, religious freedom, security, UK, United Kingdom
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Rushdie Calls Amnesty ‘Morally Bankrupt’
It’s sad, really, because back when Amnesty International enjoyed a consistent moral philosophy, it joined the international community in pressuring Iran not to kill author Salman Rushdie. To be fair, the Ayatollah Khomeini did have a legitimate grievance–Mr. Rushdie wrote a … Continue reading
