Douchebags Emeritus

People, Places & Things Richly Deserving Of Our Contempt
He belonged to that numerous and varied legion of vulgar people, those more-dead-than-alive abortions and semi-literate half-wits who at once become the adherents of the most fashionable and popular ideas in order to vulgarize them and caricature every cause they so sincerely serve.


Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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John Wayne Bobbitt

Ironically named wife-beating penis-lacking jackass.

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Duke

Treacherous cur.

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Guy Fieri

Meth?  Wife-Beating?  Tax Evasion?  He’s guilty of something, damn it!

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Hamid Karzai

Corrupt–and crazy–Afghan despot.

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Jackpot, Nevada

Craphole extraordinaire, and subject of bad poetry.  Twice.

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Jeffrey Jones

Thespian/Creepy Pedophile.

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Michael “MiLo” Lohan

Parental paragon and compulsive self-Googler.

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Major League Eating

Vulgar non-sport.

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Charles Manson

Diminutive Beatles fan with a beef against Promethean Times.

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The Reverend George Rekers

Torn between his unquenchable–and irreconcilable–love for not only the Lord Jesus but also sweet, sweet man-ass.

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Fred Phelps

Soulless fucknugget.  Sure to receive his just reward from the Almighty.  And again.

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Shannon Price

More of a cooze, really.

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Alex Rodriguez

Saner than Bradley, more reliable than Sherrill–but still unrivaled in all of baseball douchedom.

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Charlie Sheen

Toothless cretin.  Enjoys partying and wife-beating.

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“Shooter”

Pitiable loser who clings to a nickname “earned” from a fumbling, unconsummated sexual encounter.

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Lucy Van Pelt

Cold-hearted bitch.

One Response to Douchebags Emeritus

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