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Fred Phelps: Champion Of Civil Liberties
By Smaktakula Fred Phelps and his odious Westboro Baptist Church were the recent victors in a 8-1 Supreme Court decision which upheld the church’s right to act like complete cocksuckers at the funerals of soldiers. The WBC is concerned, as … Continue reading
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Tagged 1st Amendment, civil liberties, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, heterosexuality, homosexuality, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Supreme Court, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Uncle Sam, Westboro Baptist Church
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Pork: The Other Hate Meat
By Smaktakula In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to answer the burning question Why are we so full of hate?, it must constantly reexamine various societal motifs and weed out those which have … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion, Stupidity
Tagged 1st Amendment, Americans' self-loathing, anti-semitism, apology, bacon, bacon attack, Bacon is evil!, bunched panties, Filthy Jews!, free speech, hate crime, hate food, Islam, Islamic law, Jews, Kevin Bacon, Koran, meat, muslims, my religious values trump your liberties, North Carolina, pigs, pork, pork is Muslim kryptonite, Porky Pig, puppies, religion of peace, religious intolerance, ritual cleanliness, Scotland, special needs, unclean things, United States of America, whining, your hot sister
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Slain Wrestling Star’s Family Can Sue Hustler Over Nude Photos
Cretinous pornographer Larry Flynt’s publication, already an unlikely champion of the 1st Amendment, finds itself embroiled in another constitutional issue. I’m no lawyer–you’ll have to decide for yourselves who’s in the right. What I do know is that if the … Continue reading
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Tagged 14th Amendment, 1st Amendment, anabolic steroids, Chris Benoit, First Amendment, Fourteenth Amendment, Hustler, Larry Flynt, Mark Samansky, murder-suicide, Nancy Benoit, nude photos, pornography, slain wrestling star, wrestler
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