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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Smaktakula

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this. We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes. Since it … Continue reading →

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London Bridge Is Burning Down

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Lacking an NHL or NBA Championship, kids in the UK aren’t afforded regular rioting opportunities like their American and Canadian counterparts. In many parts of London, the window panes of Starbucks and T-Mobile outlets last for years, often … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics | Tagged 2011, Adolf Hitler, Battle of Britain, Brixton, Canada, don't hate us because we're ignorant, Islington, London, London riots, London's Burning, Mark Duggan, NBA, NHL, places that suck, the Blitz, the Clash, Tottenham, UK, United Kingdom, United States of America, WWII | Leave a comment

Happy Independence Day 2011

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Smaktakula

Be safe, kids–you’d be surprised at the potential mayhem you can cause with a handful of firecrackers, if you really put your mind to it. ∞T.

Posted in Culture, History, Stupidity | Tagged 2011, dumb kids and the dumb things they do to fuck up their lives, fireworks, holidays, Independence Day, July 4th, United States of America | Leave a comment

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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