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Headlines 10.26.12

Posted on October 26, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In Which We Comment On The Day’s Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** Resort’s Snow Won’t Be Pure This Year; It’ll Be Sewage ~ Well, that stinks! Cops fatally shoot suspect wanted for impregnating 11-year-old ~ The tragedy is that … Continue reading →

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Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Barack Obama, Baseball, Bill Clinton, blame Obama, bull sharks, childish sexual innuendo, David Hasselhoff, death by cop, Germany, Germany's dark history, great white shark, Gruenenthal, headlines, ignorance--it's what we do, illegal aliens, Iran, Jay-Z, Jimmy Carter, Los Angeles, Malala Yousafzai, Minneapolis, Mitt Romney, morning after pill, no that's *fellates*, Ronald Reagan, San Francisco Giants, sex, sex scandal, St. Louis Cardinals, Texas, Thalidomide, Vietnam | 22 Comments

Abortion: Little Women

Posted on July 27, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion. This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the potential slavery … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, China, hypocrisy, India, no consequences, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Roe v. Wade, sex-selective abortion, sexual politics, Supreme Court, unwanted children | 39 Comments

Whose Pro-Life Is It, Anyway?

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In so many instances an American’s political allegiance boils down to his or her opinions on abortion. It makes a certain sense for someone who feels strongly enough about a single issue to be attracted to the political … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Science, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Anti-Choice, clinics, Democrats, evil bigots, fetus, ideological fuzziness, intellectual cowardice, irritating, NOW, Pro Semi-Life, Pro-Abortion, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, protesters, reproductive freedom, Republicans, sanctity of life, Semi Pro-Life, strident, tame that beast!, Terrorism, women's issues, women's rights | 9 Comments

Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

Posted on March 2, 2012 by tardsie

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Barry Bonds, Baseball, Bert & Ernie, Billy Carter, black sororities, breastuses, Camilla Parker Bowles, China, Courtney Love, degenerates, dope, douchebaggery, drugs, drunken Irishmen, Emmanuel Lewis, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, fauxhawks, fellatrix, femullet, grass, hemp, Herb Tarlek, Hugh Hefner, Kim Jong-un, marijuana, Massengill disposable douche, mullets, North Korea, not what you were looking for?, Pedobear, pork, pot, Prince William, reefer, Robert Mugabe, rope, Russell Brand, seriously--hippies are odious, Stupid Gene, sweet sweet cheeba, Taliban, testicles, Tina Fey, Tina Fey not dead, tiny penis, urban legends, vagina, water sports, weed, Westboro Baptist Church, Yao Ming | 12 Comments

Promethea Culpa Culpa: More Retractions

Posted on February 16, 2012 by tardsie

By Tardsie Readers of Promethean Times know how very seriously we take our journalistic responsibility to keep the public informed. Throughout its nearly two-hundred years of publication, Promethean Times has striven to justify our readership’s trust by providing only the … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, death by fire, Dewey defeats Truman, Does Nature Want You Dead? Yes It Does., even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, flame retardant, Fred Phelps, gay marriage, God Hates Fags, inflammable, leprosy, Mickey Rooney, mistakes, outright lies, retractions, syphilis, we goofed! | 5 Comments

Abortion: Heroes & Villains

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Suzie got pregnant. Her boyfriend was thrilled and wanted to be a father, but the dreams Suzie had for herself didn’t include a child. Against the wishes of her boyfriend, she bravely terminated the pregnancy. Suzie is an … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics | Tagged a hero to some, abortion, double standards, hypocrisy, pregnancy, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, self-righteousness, selfishness, separate but equal, sexual politics | Leave a comment

Headlines 08.17.11

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula User post: Am I just not meant to have friends? ~ Sorry, sad-sack–but yours is a destiny characterized by unremitting isolation. It probably feels better to know, huh? Can Twitter Save NASA? ~ Don’t be a child; of course it … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged abortion, Antichrist, binge drinking, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, closeted celebrities, Delhi, Florida, gay people, Greece, headlines, India, Janet Reno, Justin Bieber, lesbians, Lesbos, Lottery tickets, marriage, Michelle Bachmann, NASA, Pope Benedict XVI, prostitution, Queen Latifah, San Francisco, smelly hair syndrome, the Greatest Generation, Tiny Tim, Twitter, ukeleles, Usher | Leave a comment

Free Tibet! (Or Did That Already Happen?)

Posted on January 6, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s a challenge to drive any distance these days without seeing the ubiquitous political bumper sticker, in which complex and deeply-nuanced issues are boiled down to a sloganized reduction so bereft of substance that it makes the average … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History | Tagged abortion, adhesive decal, Americans' woeful lack of a global perspective, Asia, ass-talking, Barack Obama, bumper sticker mentality, China, Dalai Lama, Did we ever fix the Rain Forest?, Free Tibet flags, Free Tibet!, Free World, freeway pundits, Fugeeman, Haiti, Haitians don't play baseball, irony, irony sense, Ivory Coast, jackassery, John Edwards, John Kerry, KERRY/EDWARDS 2004, Macedonia, mythical creatures, mythical lands, Native Americans, Norway, OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST!, people who want to sound smart but aren't, PISS, political bumper stickers, Political Intelligence Standards Survey, political philosophy, political slogans, post-Soviet, Promethean Times, Smaktakula's ability to shamelessly talk out of his ass, SMILE YOU WEREN'T ABORTED, South America, Soviet Union, Sri Lanka, stupid people, stupidity on display, sub-Saharan, Tibet, Tibetans, uninformed opinions, voodoo, we choose to use 'stupid' as a noun. What are you gonna do?, we don't know what we're talking about, Wendigo, William Faulkner, Wyclef Jean, Yeti | Leave a comment

The Heresy of Jenny McCarthy

Posted on February 8, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Actors Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are taking a drubbing in the press for maintaining their stance that certain vaccinations promote autism in children now that the publication that originally published the allegations has distanced itself from them. … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Issues, Health, Politics, Science | Tagged abortion, autism, celebrity, drugs, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Mother Jones, nanny state, Science, Thalidomide, vaccination | 4 Comments

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Headlines 10.26.12

Abortion: Little Women

Whose Pro-Life Is It, Anyway?

Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

Promethea Culpa Culpa: More Retractions

Abortion: Heroes & Villains

Headlines 08.17.11

Free Tibet! (Or Did That Already Happen?)

The Heresy of Jenny McCarthy

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