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Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

Posted on November 4, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula With the 2012 Presidential Election at last coming to its ugly and no-doubt contentious conclusion, the American public is eager for the cessation of those unpleasantries attendant with any election year, but which have become especially pronounced in recent … Continue reading →

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Posted in News, Stupidity, Culture, Politics | Tagged democracy, Barack Obama, United States of America, Diddy, Pauly Shore, Rick Santorum, Adolf Hitler, stupid people, Paris Hilton, Why am I so stupid?, Mitt Romney, democratic republic, stupid voters, Vote or Die!, death by not voting, Hulk Hogan, ignorance--it's what America does! | 29 Comments

The Apple And The Razor Blade

Posted on October 31, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Anyone who’s ever gone trick-or-treating (sorry Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’ll just have to use your imaginations) has likely heard the various tales breathlessly told about tainted candy passed off to unsuspecting children. Although these ghastly stories of stranger-danger are … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News | Tagged Adolf Hitler, death by razor blade, douchebaggery, Halloween, he/shes, hermaphrodites, James Joseph Smith, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jehovah's Witnesses, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesotans are evil!, outright lies, razor blade in apples, trick-or-treating, urban legends, Why am I so evil? | 15 Comments

Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines without first reading the articles. *** The Task in Tampa: Reintroducing Romney ~ Hey–we know social situations can sometimes be awkward. Just put your brave face on, go out there and say, “Hi … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Politics | Tagged Adolf Hitler, American Airlines, Anaheim Angels, Barack Obama, Boston Red Sox, breastuses, childish sexual innuendo, Detroit, dope, grass, headlines, hemp, HURRR!, Kanye West, Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian, Latinos, marijuana, Mitt Romney, muslims, pot, Prince Harry, prostitution, Rally Monkey, reefer, Serena Williams, Sikhs, sweet sweet cheeba, Tom Cruise, Venus Williams, weed | 25 Comments

75 Years Ago In Promethean Times: Sorry About Your Blimp, Fritz!

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Smaktakula

By T. Bagg Friday, May 7th, 1937 In our coverage of yesterday’s Hindenburg tragedy in New Jersey, Promethean Times’ writer Irving Smaktakulawcyz made several explosive statements which, given the scope of the horrific disaster, were at the very least ill-advised. Readers shocked by Mr. Smaktakulawcyz ’s … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Politics | Tagged abject apologies, Adolf Hitler, appeasement, death by blimp, dirigibles, Germany, Hindenburg, Irving Smaktakulawcyz, Lakehurst, New Jersey, outright lies, WWII | 7 Comments

The Roots Of Evil

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula I hate those people who love to tell you Money is the root of all that kills They have never been poor They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas Everclear Sometimes a noble and worthwhile … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged Adolf Hitler, bad advice, Everclear, fun with stereotypes, Holocaust, Jewish people, maxims, money is the root of all evil | 10 Comments

Is It Racist?

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Would you be racist if you were to say this dude looks kinda looks like an older, fatter Hitler? But wait just a moment! This gentleman is Rep. G. K. Butterfield of North Carolina, a member of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Politics | Tagged Adolf Hitler, black people, G. K. Butterfield, G. K. Butterfield is actually black!, hypocrisy, it's the mustache, North Carolina, racial identification, racism, tiresome Hitler comparisons | 2 Comments

London Bridge Is Burning Down

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Lacking an NHL or NBA Championship, kids in the UK aren’t afforded regular rioting opportunities like their American and Canadian counterparts. In many parts of London, the window panes of Starbucks and T-Mobile outlets last for years, often … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics | Tagged 2011, Adolf Hitler, Battle of Britain, Brixton, Canada, don't hate us because we're ignorant, Islington, London, London riots, London's Burning, Mark Duggan, NBA, NHL, places that suck, the Blitz, the Clash, Tottenham, UK, United Kingdom, United States of America, WWII | Leave a comment

Hitler’s Belgian Origins Questioned

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Most objective observers will readily agree that not only is Promethean Times one of the world’s leading outlets for critical news and hard data, but is also darn near infallible. As much as we would wish otherwise, these powers of … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History, Stupidity | Tagged Adolf Hitler, Austria, Belgium, don't hate us because we're ignorant, famous Austrians, Idi Amin Dada, outright lies, places that suck, pure evil, Uganda? No that's a myth. He was from Belgium. | 17 Comments

Headlines 10.19.11

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Nothing but headlines. You should know by now, folks–we don’t read so well. *** Hugh Hefner Already Has New Girlfriend ~ However, her name is being withheld since she’s a minor. Confessions of a Gay Christian Country Singer ~ My … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, History, Music, News, Religion, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged ABBA, Adolf Hitler, bad cops, Bar Harbor, Barry Zito, Beacon Hill, cannabis, Casey Anthony, childhood obesity, Coors, Coors is horse piss, country music, dope, drugs, fat kids, fat people, gay people, Georgia, Germany, Happy Days, headlines, Hebrew Nationals, Hugh Hefner, HURRR!, Jennifer Lopez, jerky, LAPD, Maine, Marc Anthony, marijuana, Miller, NAACP, obesity, piñata, police brutality, Pope Benedict XVI, pot, Pringles, quaint lighthouses, reefer, revenge shooting, Rodney King, sharks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Space Shuttle, Space Shuttle Atlantis, sweet sweet cheeba, the French, VE Day, weed, whitey, Why am I so fat?, WWII | Leave a comment

Belgians: The World’s Most Evil People

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Were you expecting charts and hard numbers? Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here. What do you care, anyway? You’re not from Belgium, and probably don’t speak a word of Belgish. Some Famous Belgians: During his … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture | Tagged ad hominem, Adolf Hitler, Ann Coulter, Belgium, Charlie Sheen, Chocolate, conqueror tongue, elder abuse, evil, facts, kicking puppies, Low Countries, oh yeah we go ad hominem with a quickness!, outright lies, Smaktakula's ability to hold a grudge | 46 Comments

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Tag Archives: Adolf Hitler

Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

The Apple And The Razor Blade

Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

75 Years Ago In Promethean Times: Sorry About Your Blimp, Fritz!

The Roots Of Evil

Is It Racist?

London Bridge Is Burning Down

Hitler’s Belgian Origins Questioned

Headlines 10.19.11

Belgians: The World’s Most Evil People

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