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Headlines 06.01.12
By Smaktakula In which, for the briefest of moments, we look up from the drudgery of our deadline long enough to comment on some news stories we can’t be bothered to read. Enjoy! Pa. mom charged with killing her toddler … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News
Tagged AIDS, Batman, Charles Manson, Chicago Cubs, dope, first world problems, grass, headlines, hemp, Joe Biden, Los Angeles Lakers, marijuana, Octomom, pornography, reefer, San Diego Padres, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Headlines 11.09.11
By Smaktakula Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy–we read the headlines and skip the articles. *** Grandmother Gives Worst ‘Reason’ for Tossing 2-Year-Old Over Mall Balcony ~ Because there are so many good reasons for hurling your grandson to his death. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged 1%, 99%, AIDS, Allah, Ashton Kutcher, boobs, breasts, death by falling, Demi Moore, Erasure, fecal transplant, gay people, geeks, George Lucas, gonorrhea, headlines, homosexuals, Indiana Jones, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Madonna, Michael Moore, Mississippi, NBA, perverted science, Steven Spielberg, Tennessee, Uganda, Why am I so fat?
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Christians Still Bitching About Equal Treatment
By Smaktakula The Smithsonian Institution has agreed to withdraw a controversial art piece which Christian groups have labelled offensive. Some observers are shocked at the speed with which the Smithsonian gave in to the Christians’ demands, especially after it was … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Religion
Tagged AIDS, burning the Koran, censorship, Christianity, Christians, Coptic Christians, cowardice, double standard, First Amendment, GodBGone, Holy of Holies, hypocrisy, Islam, Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Koran, Mohammed, muslims, persecuted Christians, religious persecution, Smithsonian Institution, the Christ, The Passion
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Condom Manufacturer Missing Massive, Throbbing Opportunity
By Smaktakula Rigidity, long viewed as an asset within Trojan® Brand Condoms’ corporate culture, may now be its undoing. The prophylactic powerhouse is missing out on a marketing goldmine. The condom manufacturer boasts several lines of extra-large condoms, including Magnum and Max Pro. Industry studies … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged advertising, AIDS, childish sexual innuendo, HIV, hung like a, it's akin to taking a shower while wearing a raincoat, Magnum, marketing, Max Pro, microdick poseurs, no glove no love, no sensation, prophylactic powerhouse, sexually-transmitted diseases, shortsightedness, STDs, The Clap, there really isn't much Walgreens Debbie hasn't seen, Trojan Condoms, unwanted pregnancy, VD, Walgreens, well-endowed men
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