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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Tidbits

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Tardsie *** The Bad Touch I have a friend who maintains–and as ridiculous as this claim may sound, if you knew the guy, you’d understand why I believe it–that he’s tried masturbation only once. He says he didn’t like … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture | Tagged air travel, Amtrak, Bee Gees, dope, grass, hemp, marijuana, Mark David Chapman, masturbation, only losers take the bus, pot, reefer, self-abuse, sweet sweet cheeba, the Beatles, Travels With Tardsie, weed | 9 Comments

Death By Airplane vs. Death By Car

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Statistically speaking, air-travel is no more dangerous than America’s highways,* and yet a great many people are far more terrified of dying in an airplane crash than in a car accident. While theories abound as to the nature … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged air travel, airplanes, automobile, cars, death by airplane, death by automobile, fear of crashing, fear of flying, irrational fears, psychology | 4 Comments

Actor’s Childish Antics Bring Him To Our Awareness

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Through no fault of our own, an insipid bit of pop culture minutiae has bored its way into our brain like those nasty little brain-eating creatures in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Recently, Promethean Times became … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Stupidity | Tagged air travel, assholes, Black Eyed Peas, Blackberry, boorish behavior, Charlie Estevez, Douche Juhamel, douchebaggery, Duchess of York, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Kentucky, obscure celebrities, pop culture, Royals, rude people, Sarah Ferguson, skanks, Stacy Ferguson, Star Trek II, untalented stars, Weight Watchers, well-endowed men | 6 Comments

A Foul, Yet Affordable Rolling Bedlam

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Smaktakula

What’s worse than bus travel? Dying en route. Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Holiday, People, Places, Social Networking, World Affairs | Tagged air travel, airplane, Americans, Amtrak, bloated dying beast, bus crashes, bus travel, buses, California, chatty gay men, China, commuters, death by bus, decapitation, deranged seatmate, East Coast, embankments, English teachers, Fresno, Greyhound, Greyhound v. Embankment, Jordan Knight, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, Namibia, New Kids Forever! Still Hangin' Tough Baby!, NKOTB, only losers take the bus, Orient Express, PopoZau!, prison-on-wheels, rail travel, rolling bedlam, trains, two great tastes that taste great together, unfortunate ways to die, Utah, Victor Conte | 2 Comments

From Times Online: Muslim Woman Refuses Body Scan

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Smaktakula

An unnamed Muslim woman at Manchester Airport in the UK is thought to be the first person to refuse a mandatory body scan. Rather than submit to the scan, the woman forfeited her plane ticket. Promethean Times wholeheartedly supports this … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Europe, Islam, Political Correctness, Religion, Terrorism, World Affairs | Tagged air travel, body scan, Islam, Islamic faith, Manchester Airport, muslims, religious freedom, security, UK, United Kingdom | 2 Comments

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Tidbits

Death By Airplane vs. Death By Car

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