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Headlines 10.16.12

By Smaktakula   In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that … Continue reading

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Headlines: 09.17.12

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading

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What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?

By Smaktakula One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection bestowed upon murderous Jackass jackass Ryan Dunn to see that death is characterized not only by a ghastly odor of putrefaction, but also by a sheen of undeserved talent and a … Continue reading

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Respect Mother Earth Or The Space Aliens Will Destroy Us All

By Smaktakula Aliens may be forced to destroy humanity so that the universe might live.  Such a scenario is possible, says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of NASA’s Planetary Science Division, wherein these galactic stewards of the environment may be compelled to launch … Continue reading

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The Nobel Prize For Acceptable Politics

By Smaktakula The Nobel Peace Prize was once one of the most prestigious honors an individual could receive, given out for actions which furthered the pursuit of peace.  Many previous laureates are deservedly beloved either for their work toward establishing … Continue reading

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From Hillbuzz: Tipper To Divorce ManBearPig

Another unintended consequence of Ragnarök. SHOCKER: Tipper to divorce ManBearPig � HillBuzz.

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