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Headlines 05.18.12

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the articles. Reading is for the weak. Why This Isn’t ‘The Most Important Election’ ~ Because they can’t ALL be, right? Cool or creepy? It kisses back ~ Depends on what … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Entertainment | Tagged alcohol abuse, Barack Obama, Baseball, breast implants, breastuses, Diabetes, dope, grass, headlines, hemp, Jewish people, Los Angeles Dodgers, marijuana, natural selection, obesity, Pauly Shore, PMS, pot, reefer, Secret Service, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Wrigley Field | 14 Comments

Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2011

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Erin Go Bragh! The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches toward Bethlehem … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History | Tagged alcohol abuse, drunken Irishmen, holidays, Irish people, Jameson, Smaktakula's alcoholic nationalism, St. Patrick'd Day, true meanings of holidays, W.B. Yeats | Leave a comment

All-Star Celebarrassments: Billy Carter

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula “The Embryo split in two, but it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap that was left over went into what you see in the mirror every morning.” Twins (1988) There … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Politics | Tagged alcohol abuse, Anti-Defamation League of the B'nai B'rith, Arabs, Atlanta, Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, Billy Beer, Billy Carter, celebarrassments, death by pancreatic cancer, down syndrome, down's syndrome, Georgia, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Jews, Jimmy Carter, Mark Thatcher, methamphetamine, Muammar al-Gaddafi, pancreatic cancer, President Carter, President Clinton, Redneck Power!, Roger Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Schlitz, slackjawed halfwits, Ted Kennedy, Twins, William Alton Carter III, Zeituni Onyango | Leave a comment

Happy Thoughts For Friday: Be Glad You’re Not This Guy

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Abusive inebriate John Wayne Bobbitt was such a cock-knocker that in 1993 his wife Lorena severed half his penis, hurling the bloody nugget into a field. The missing member was recovered after an exhaustive search, and the cock (by which we … Continue reading →

Posted in Health, General Foolishness, National Events, People, Crime, History, Relationships, Justice, Scandal | Tagged alcohol abuse, asshat, spousal abuse, happy thoughts, divorce, famous for nothing, irony, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, severed penis, domestic violence, abusive asshole | 2 Comments

Shane MacGowan Is Still Alive (As Of This Writing): Happy St. Patrick’s Day And God Bless Us All!

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Smaktakula

Here’s to you, Shane MacGowan–Here’s to us all. Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture | Tagged alcohol abuse, Anglo-Irish, drug addiction, Ireland, Pogue Mahone, Pogues, Popes, Rake at the Gates of Hell, Shane MacGowan, Shane MacGowan is still alive!, St. Patrick's Day, still alive, what's wrong with Shane's teeth? | 3 Comments

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Headlines 05.18.12

Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2011

All-Star Celebarrassments: Billy Carter

Happy Thoughts For Friday: Be Glad You’re Not This Guy

Shane MacGowan Is Still Alive (As Of This Writing): Happy St. Patrick’s Day And God Bless Us All!

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