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The Saddest Girl I Ever Knew

By Tardsie I met a girl named Heather once at a party many years ago, back when I was single.  High summer had come to Western Washington: long, pleasant days  finally ushered into night by an extended twilight. Barbecuing weather. … Continue reading

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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)

By Tardsie Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I arrived for my 9:00 AM Drug School appointment with ten minutes to spare. I … Continue reading

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Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently

By Tardsie Part 3 of 4: In which are observed new symptoms to the same regrettable behavior, a bottom is briefly reached, and alcohol is revealed to be the author of all my woes. If you haven’t already, be sure … Continue reading

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Sad Thoughts: Remunerative Inequality

By Smaktakula Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do. “Have you met my kids?  The older boy’s named Beer Goggles and this is my daughter, Regretta.  The little one’s Cody.” Schadenfreuderiffic! At least she’s … Continue reading

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A Bitch By Any Other Name

By Smaktakula Attention idiots: you may be threatening the wrong Casey Anthony. The public is pretty upset about last week’s jury decision clearing accused child-murderess Casey Anthony of all but the most minor charges.  Most people find an appropriate outlet … Continue reading

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Colorado No Longer Among The Minority Of States Where Charlie Sheen Has No Criminal Record

By Smaktakula Cretinous tabloid headline Charlie Sheen is heading back to rehab at the court’s insistence.  Sheen is to spend thirty days at a rehabilitation facility, followed by thirty days of probation.  This makes it a full sixty days before he can go … Continue reading

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