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Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which our interests lie in the headlines, but not the stories themselves. *** After 400 Pound Weight Loss, Man Gains the Weight Back ~ But you know what?–He’s a bigger man for it. Rage Against the Machine Rages Against … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News | Tagged AIDS, Amtrak, anal bleach, Andorra, Australians, bad cops, Barack Obama, childish sexual innuendo, dope, Ecuador, foot-licking, George W. Bush, GOP, grass, great white shark, headlines, hemp, hipsters, Julian Assange, Las Vegas, Mexico, nerds, penis snake, Peter Jackson, pot, Pussy Riot, racism, reefer, Republicans, Seattle, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, WNBA | 27 Comments

Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Tidbits

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Tardsie *** The Bad Touch I have a friend who maintains–and as ridiculous as this claim may sound, if you knew the guy, you’d understand why I believe it–that he’s tried masturbation only once. He says he didn’t like … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged air travel, Amtrak, Bee Gees, dope, grass, hemp, marijuana, Mark David Chapman, masturbation, only losers take the bus, pot, reefer, self-abuse, sweet sweet cheeba, the Beatles, Travels With Tardsie, weed | 9 Comments

An Amtrak Murder Mystery!

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In rural Wayne County, Georgia, no one expected to find a corpse lying alongside the train tracks. The body, belonging to a middle-aged white woman, had a broken neck, as well as other injuries. The victim was Barbara Arteta, an Amtrak … Continue reading →

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A Foul, Yet Affordable Rolling Bedlam

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Smaktakula

What’s worse than bus travel? Dying en route. Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Holiday, People, Places, Social Networking, World Affairs | Tagged air travel, airplane, Americans, Amtrak, bloated dying beast, bus crashes, bus travel, buses, California, chatty gay men, China, commuters, death by bus, decapitation, deranged seatmate, East Coast, embankments, English teachers, Fresno, Greyhound, Greyhound v. Embankment, Jordan Knight, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, Namibia, New Kids Forever! Still Hangin' Tough Baby!, NKOTB, only losers take the bus, Orient Express, PopoZau!, prison-on-wheels, rail travel, rolling bedlam, trains, two great tastes that taste great together, unfortunate ways to die, Utah, Victor Conte | 2 Comments

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