Tag Archives: Amy Winehouse

What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?

By Smaktakula One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection bestowed upon murderous Jackass jackass Ryan Dunn to see that death is characterized not only by a ghastly odor of putrefaction, but also by a sheen of undeserved talent and a … Continue reading

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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this.  We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes.  Since it … Continue reading

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Singer Amy Winehouse Dies Of Old Age

By Smaktakula A shocked world grieves:

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Headlines 06.27.11

By Smaktakula Because who has time to read the articles, right? Parents keep child’s gender secret ~ Regardless of the creature’s gender, it’s destined to grow up to be a smug, self-righteous fucknugget like Mom & Dad. The Bilingual Advantage ~ The … Continue reading

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