Tag Archives: appeasement

75 Years Ago In Promethean Times: Sorry About Your Blimp, Fritz!

Posted on June 12, 2012 by

By T. Bagg Friday, May 7th, 1937 In our coverage of yesterday’s Hindenburg tragedy in New Jersey, Promethean Times’ writer Irving Smaktakulawcyz  made several explosive statements which, given the scope of the horrific disaster, were at the very least ill-advised. Readers shocked by Mr. Smaktakulawcyz ’s … Continue reading →

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Somali Pirates Claim Record Jackpot

Posted on November 15, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Things haven’t looked this good for corsairs since the days of the Barbary Pirates.  A group of Somali scalawags recently raked in a record jackpot of $12.3 million for the ransom of two ships. Experts regard this development … Continue reading →

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I Disagree With What You Say, And I Will Ruin You If You Say It.

Posted on September 28, 2010 by

By Smaktakula The town of Gainesville, Florida saw in deranged fucknugget Terry Jones a way not only to pusillanimously distance itself from the controversy engendered by the pastor’s threat to burn several copies of the Koran, but also to pad … Continue reading →

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Obama Administration To Continue Time-Honored Tradition Of Coddling Despots

Posted on July 1, 2010 by

The White House was quick to reassure America’s friends in the Kremlin that, despite the recent arrest of at least ten alleged Russian spies, relations between the two countries were as warm and fuzzy as an inspirational poster of puppies … Continue reading →

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News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace

Posted on May 31, 2010 by

The Leaders of Japan, South Korea and China held a summit recently to discuss North Korea’s unprovoked torpedo attack on the South Korean vessel, the Cheonan. Apparently, one objective of the summit was to determine whether North Korea’s action, which resulted … Continue reading →

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SHAMU Sleeper Agent Wreaks Havoc At Florida Amusement Park

Posted on February 25, 2010 by

When we gave away our gill nets, we gave away our national dignity. Continue reading →

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Veiled Fascism: The War Against The Burqa

Posted on February 9, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Recently, France has escalated its ongoing assault on religious displays and symbols, most recently manifested in the official denunciation of the burqa worn by some muslim women.  The French government is winning the war of forced secularization, outward signs of religion–the crucifix, turbans, the burqa … Continue reading →

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