Tag Archives: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Headlines 10.02.12

By Smaktakula *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good. … Continue reading

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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this.  We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes.  Since it … Continue reading

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Promethean Times Reacts To Schwarzenegger Shocker

By Smaktakula Really, we couldn’t care less. Wanna see what the cleaning lady saw?  Click here.  Remember, kids–it’s NSFW.

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NSFW: How Do You Stack Up Against The Governor Of California?

By Smaktakula Now you know.  And may we add, you’ll never think of Vienna Sausage in quite the same way again. Would you have thought a European Gentile born in 1947 Austria would be cut?  We just lost a bet.

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