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Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently
By Tardsie Part 3 of 4: In which are observed new symptoms to the same regrettable behavior, a bottom is briefly reached, and alcohol is revealed to be the author of all my woes. If you haven’t already, be sure … Continue reading
Posted in History, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged alcohol, Alcoholics Anonymous, assholes, counselling, dope, drug addiction, drugs, grass, hemp, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, monomania, reefer, substitution, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, therapy, weed, whiskey
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On Proper Behavior While At The Theater
By Tardsie Ever been banned for life from a movie theater? Join the club.
When Love Chokes You With Its Nubs
By Smaktakula Perhaps only pedophiles garner more societal opprobrium in contemporary society than do violent and abusive men. However, in perpetrating domestic violence against his girlfriend Tiesha Bell, Jacoby Laquan Smith has leapfrogged the OJs, Ike Turners and Andy Capps to … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Andy Capp, assholes, bad boyfriends, domestic abuse, domestic violence, douchebaggery, Ike Turner, Jacoby Laquan Smith, jerks, nub-choking, nubs, OJ Simpson, quadruple-amputee, Slimer, Tiesha Bell
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Actor’s Childish Antics Bring Him To Our Awareness
By Smaktakula Through no fault of our own, an insipid bit of pop culture minutiae has bored its way into our brain like those nasty little brain-eating creatures in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Recently, Promethean Times became … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged air travel, assholes, Black Eyed Peas, Blackberry, boorish behavior, Charlie Estevez, Douche Juhamel, douchebaggery, Duchess of York, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Kentucky, obscure celebrities, pop culture, Royals, rude people, Sarah Ferguson, skanks, Stacy Ferguson, Star Trek II, untalented stars, Weight Watchers, well-endowed men
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The Ongoing Doucheification Of Michael Jordan
By Smaktakula Michael Jordan–at one time the most revered and respected man throughout the sporting world–is proving increasingly to be nothing more than a really tall asshole. There were hints of it during his time in the NBA. First there … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity
Tagged Adolf Hitler, Air Jordan, assholes, Basketball Hall of Fame, championship, Charlotte Bobcats, Chicago Bulls, douchebaggery, gold digger, Harvest Leroy Smith, His Airness, Hitler mustache, incredibly talented assfaces, Karla Knafel, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, MJ, NBA, Washington Wizards
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Could You Be An Asshole?: Driving
By Smaktakula Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure? Let’s find out! Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE: When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I … Continue reading
