Tag Archives: Atlanta Braves

Headlines 08.16.12

Posted on August 16, 2012 by

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading →

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Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!

Posted on April 10, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading →

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George Sherrill: Same Douche, Different Hat

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves. However, at some point … Continue reading →

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Douche Honored In Only Place That Will Have Him

Posted on August 26, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Bud Selig, the Commissioner of Major League Baseball and former owner of baseball’s vestigial Milwaukee Brewers, is immortalized in bronze outside of Miller Park.  Observers called this a testament to Milwaukee’s desperation for recognition beyond alcohol-related infamy.          Selig’s is … Continue reading →

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