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Headlines 04.28.11
By Smaktakula Just the headlines, none of the content. For more Headlines fun, click here and here. Navy panel allows openly gay sailor to continue to serve ~ Sounds noble, but remember–we’re talking about the Navy. If the US Navy were … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News
Tagged American Civil War, autism, Brazil, Cape Cod, Donald Trump, Enrique Iglesias, Garey Busey, great white shark, headlines, homosexuality, Libya, Madden NFL 12, massacre, NATO, NFL, sailors, sharks, slavery, street children, US Navy, Vladimir Putin, you got a real purty mouth
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Cunning Runt Realizes Babysitter Fantasy
By Smaktakula People said Mark Anthony Richardson, Jr. was stupid. A loser. A Do-nothing. The authorities called him a firebug, and no less than his own mother claimed that her 21-year-old son “lives in a fantasy.” And yet somehow, this … Continue reading
Posted in News
Tagged adult diapers, arson, astronauts, autism, babysitting, botched similes, copping a feel, Craigslist, cunning runt, diapers, dumb kids and the dumb things they do to fuck up their lives, hobbits, homunculus, Icarus, loser, Marcus Antonius, Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., Mark Antony, million dollar secret, molested, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, one's a cunning runt, pathetic, perfect scheme, pervert, pervertry, ribaldry, Rome, short people, short people are plain evil!, shrimpy weirdo, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, stupid people, that trick never works, What's the difference between herpes and a midget con-man?, wretched
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Jenny McCarthy: All Growed Up
By Smaktakula MILFy autism activist Jenny McCarthy is growing as a person. After her five-year relationship with tiresome Canadian import Jim Carrey ended, McCarthy found a new love and a new way of looking at life. By her own admission, McCarthy has spent … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged autism, B-Lister, celebrity breakups, celebrity/statesman, Chinese food and Chinese people not always the same thing, Dancing With The Stars, has-been, In fairness we should add that Ms. McCarthy is a high school graduate, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, MILFs, People Magazine, stupid people, untalented stars
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The Heresy of Jenny McCarthy
By Smaktakula Actors Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are taking a drubbing in the press for maintaining their stance that certain vaccinations promote autism in children now that the publication that originally published the allegations has distanced itself from them. … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Health, Politics, Science
Tagged abortion, autism, celebrity, drugs, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Mother Jones, nanny state, Science, Thalidomide, vaccination
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