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Sad Thoughts: Remunerative Inequality
By Smaktakula Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do. “Have you met my kids? The older boy’s named Beer Goggles and this is my daughter, Regretta. The little one’s Cody.” Schadenfreuderiffic! At least she’s … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged alcohol, bad decisions, Beer Goggles, celebriskanks, life is a cruel bitch sometimes, poor impulse control, reality television, schadenfreude, unlike your 15 minutes of fame a child lasts forever, wasted life, white trash, Why am I so stupid?
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It’s Okay Kansas, You Just Don’t Know No Better
By Smaktakula Rick Santorum has been declared the winner of the Kansas caucuses! Did you know that Langston Hughes, Dennis Hopper, Gwendolyn Brooks, Amelia Earhart and Dwight Eisenhower all hailed from Kansas? Not a one of them thought enough of the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Amelia Earhart, bad decisions, Dennis Hopper, don't vote stupid, Dwight Eisenhower, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, foolish choices, Gwendolyn Brooks, Kansans, Kansas, Kansas City, Langston Hughes, Missouri, places that suck, Reverend Fred Phelps, Rick Santorum, Westboro Baptist Church, Why am I so stupid?
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Santorum Trifecta!
By Smaktakula Rick Santorum turned a great many heads on Tuesday when he apparently swept the Republican primaries in Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado, proving once again that running right down the center of the USA is a big ol’ streak of stupid. You … Continue reading
Promethean Times Endorses Newt Gingrich
Promethean Times Editorial Staff It just wouldn’t be an election cycle without some earnest gasbag telling you that this election is the most important in our lifetimes. This platitude becomes especially poignant in 2012–the most important election of our lifetimes. … Continue reading
Drive Safely When There’s Coke In The Trunk, Kids
By Smaktakula On June 10th, 2011, a perfect storm of stupidity caught luckless moron Shawn Smith in its pitiless grasp. Smith’s troubles began when his car nearly collided with a police car, leading to a traffic stop. The cataclysmically-retarded Floridian … Continue reading
Posted in News, Stupidity
Tagged bad decisions, chicken, cocaine, coke, drugs, Florida, guns, idiots, multitasking, perfect storm of stupidity, police car, poor judgement, Shawn Smith, Why am I so stupid?
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No Brains, But Guts To Spare
By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Music, News, Science, Stupidity
Tagged bad decisions, black market body parts, China, consumerism, death by kidney failure, foolish choices, fucking idiots, greed, Guandong, iPad 2, iPhone, jackassery, kidney, morons, organ donors, organ sales, stupid people, vital organs, Why am I so stupid?, Xiao Zheng, you so dumb
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Hudgens Sets New Standard In Leaked Nudie Pix
By Smaktakula Quickly following the theatrical release of her crossover bid Sucker Punch, racy photos of tween idol Vanessa Hudgens were released on the internet. This makes an astounding third time the unlucky actress has seen her intimate photos leaked. In an … Continue reading
Pepperoni, Sausage, Simplex
By Smaktakula Take a hard look at the image below. Do you notice anything unpleasant about the sign above the pizza shop? Good eye, folks! Not only does the sign employ a color scheme so vulgar in its crass insouciance … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged childish sexual innuendo, venereal disease, herpes, unlike your 15 minutes of fame herpes lasts forever, STDs, bad decisions, herpes pizza, the gift that keeps on giving, pizza, poorly-chosen names, foul and disgusting things, herpes simplex, Gonorrhea Twists, Herpes Pie, Syphilis Whips, STDs are no laughing matter!
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A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did
By Smaktakula Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox? Well, you know what, Mom? Maybe if you’d bought me Red Power Ranger with the light-up eyes and collectible key chain for Christmas 1999 like I asked you … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Cinema, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Health, Hollywood, People, Social Networking
Tagged attention-seeking behavior, bad decisions, caveat emptor, Chicago, citizen of Clan Arquette, crazy fucker, crazy people, Dad, daddy issues, David A. Cox, David Arquette, Did Courtney Cox lose a bet?, foolish choices, gettin' inked, getting back at mom and dad, ink, Mom, obscure celebrities, tats, tattoos, tiresome anachronism, untalented stars
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