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Nothing But Punch Lines
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff The punch lines to some of our very favorite jokes: Because it was dead. Natalie Wood. “Fuck you, Clown!” “I totally know what you mean. The other night at the dinner table, I meant … Continue reading
Putting The Italian Army To Good Use
By Smaktakula Have you heard about the new Italian rifle? It’s never been fired and only dropped once. Jokes like this hoary old chestnut have lately fallen out of favor because they tend to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. However, some stereotypes … Continue reading
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Tagged bad jokes, Ethiopia, fun with stereotypes, Italian Army, Italian Stereotypes, Italy, Naples, orgies, places that suck, prostitution, Rome, Salvation Army, Silvio Berlusconi, treachery
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Urinator: Rise Of The Mathematicians
By Smaktakula If brilliant dirty weirdo Grigori Perelman has taught us anything about the deliciously enigmatic lives of mathematicians, it is that they are brilliant, dirty and weird. Some recent academic antics from California State University at Northridge handily corroborate … Continue reading
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Tagged academic, bad jokes, brilliant dirty weirdos, Cal State Northridge, California, Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Dr. Grigori Perelman, formalism, immaturity, improper behavior, infinite sets, mathematicians, mathematics, misanthropes, New York, paraphilia, pee, PISS, pissed off, pranks, Professor Piss, revenge, Star Trek, Tihomir Petrov, urinating in public, urination as revenge, urine, urolangia, water sports
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We’re Not Too Proud To Offer ‘B’ Material
By Smaktakula We recently downloaded a free iPhone application, the name of which implied the app could identify sexual predators. We decided to test it out at our local supermarket. We braced ourselves for the possibility that a few individuals … Continue reading
