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By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Hell yes it is.
By Tardsie Nicknames are funny things. Sometimes they’re temporary appellations which last–thankfully–only as long as the school day. Others are permanent, evidenced by pruny octogenarians with ridiculous names like Cookie or Skip. Often these sobriquets are bestowed affectionately by friends, family members … Continue reading
By Smaktakula If this is your high school senior portrait, then yes, he is:
By Smaktakula In which we celebrate the faults & foibles which make us mortal. Humanity, you are beautiful! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
By Smaktakula It happens every year–wherever families are gathered together for the holidays, dark forces arise to ensure that some asshole ruins Christmas for everybody. Again. This holiday-themed poltergeist may manifest as anything from your sister’s annual recrimination-swollen weep-orgy to … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Attention idiots: you may be threatening the wrong Casey Anthony. The public is pretty upset about last week’s jury decision clearing accused child-murderess Casey Anthony of all but the most minor charges. Most people find an appropriate outlet … Continue reading