Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not bothered to read. *** What We Lost When J.F.K. Died ~ Our reluctance to embrace wacky conspiracy theories. Rain Forest Plants Race to Outrun … Continue reading

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Headlines: Badly-Named And Born To Kill

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate our ignorance by commenting on the headlines of news stories we can’t be bothered to actually read. *** Only Children: Lonely and Selfish? ~ Sounds like someone had to wear hand-me-downs again this year. Loser. Obama won’t … Continue reading

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Headlines: Eat Like A Bird

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without bothering to first read the stories. *** What does it really feel like to fall out of a building? ~ It hurts real bad. How ACL Injuries Are Detected on the … Continue reading

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Headlines: When Pigs Float

By Smaktakula Because we learn everything we need to know about the world from the headlines of the day! *** Police remove woman who yelled ‘Boring!’ during symphony ~ She’s only saying what everybody’s thinking. The kilogram has gained weight ~ It sounds … Continue reading

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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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Headlines 11.29.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the stories. *** Money lessons from a lifelong teacher ~ If this guy knew the first thing about money, he would have chosen a more … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

By Smaktakula With the 2012 Presidential Election at last coming to its ugly and no-doubt contentious conclusion, the American public is eager for the cessation of those unpleasantries attendant with any election year, but which have become especially pronounced in recent … Continue reading

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