Tag Archives: Baseball

Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Headlines 12.10.12

By Smaktakula In which we base our comments solely on the headlines. We leave the actual reading to society dames, old people and the friendless sissy boys who enjoy that kind of thing. *** 7 Reasons Your Neighbors Have More … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.26.12

By Smaktakula In Which We Comment On The Day’s Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** Resort’s Snow Won’t Be Pure This Year; It’ll Be Sewage ~ Well, that stinks! Cops fatally shoot suspect wanted for impregnating 11-year-old ~ The tragedy is that … Continue reading

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales–Take Me Out To The Ballgame

By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading

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The Anaheim Angels Of Anaheim: Why They’re Bad For America

By Smaktakula Here’s Why: 1) Superfluous. The LA-OC Metro Area is also the home the more historic and culturally significant Los Angeles Dodgers (of Los Angeles), and the Southern California area already includes the Padres, San Diego’s semi-pro ball club. … Continue reading

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Headlines 05.18.12

By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the articles. Reading is for the weak. Why This Isn’t ‘The Most Important Election’ ~ Because they can’t ALL be, right? Cool or creepy? It kisses back ~ Depends on what … Continue reading

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Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!

By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading

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Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading

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Fresno: Looking Past All The Suck

By Smaktakula Fresno, California is a powerfully forgettable city.  Squatting like an infected zit in the center of California’s San Joaquin Valley (itself labelled a ‘New Appalachia’ by The Economist), Fresno is an embarrassing relation to California’s first-class cities: Los Angeles, San … Continue reading

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Milton Bradley: An Even Bigger Douche Off The Field

By Smaktakula Just a few weeks ago, it seemed that troubled former Major Leaguer Milton Bradley, out of baseball now for several months, would retire to a life of quiet anonymity completely removed from his lightning-rod professional career.  But you’ve … Continue reading

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