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Headlines 06.01.12
By Smaktakula In which, for the briefest of moments, we look up from the drudgery of our deadline long enough to comment on some news stories we can’t be bothered to read. Enjoy! Pa. mom charged with killing her toddler … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News
Tagged AIDS, Batman, Charles Manson, Chicago Cubs, dope, first world problems, grass, headlines, hemp, Joe Biden, Los Angeles Lakers, marijuana, Octomom, pornography, reefer, San Diego Padres, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Wonder Twins: Deactivated
By Smaktakula Although younger readers may not remember the Super Friends TV show, to millions of children growing up in the 1970s and 1980s, this collection of sissy do-gooders was as beloved as any other family member. With its membership … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment
Tagged Aquaman, Batman, camel toe, Exxor, Gleek, incest, Jayna, lame heroes, Marvin White, monkey-fucking, Robin, Robin as sex-slave, Super Friends, Superman, Wendy Harris, Wonder Dog, Wonder Twins, Wonder Woman, you got a real, Zan
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Wonder Woman: Heart Of Steel
By Smaktakula
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged bad boys, Batman, battered women, comic books, domestic abuse, love, romance, spousal abuse, Superman, Superman is a dick, unlucky in love, Wonder Woman
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BP Reduced To Clutching At Silly-Straws
While BP’s ruptured well in the Gulf of Mexico continues to spew crude like Charlie Sheen on a runaway Tilt-O-Whirl, the nefarious petroleum giant’s brain trust has run bone-dry. In the early days of the crisis, BP’s Idea Men knew that to realize workable solutions, they would need to ask … Continue reading
Posted in Corporate Culture, Crime, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, National Politics, Places
Tagged Batman, BP, BP Oil Spill, brain trust, British Petroleum, Charlie Sheen, corporate douchebaggery, Deepwater Horizon, environment, first the Spice Girls and now this?, Giant Scissors, Gulf of Mexico, Macondo Blowout, nefarious petroleum giant, oh yeah 11 people died how about that?, oil, ridiculous ideas, ruptured well, Silly-Straws, that trick never works, WWBD?
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