Tag Archives: Belgium

This Day In History: September 11, 2001

On which nefarious Belgian nastyman Saddam Hussein kicks America in the nuts by singlehandedly bringing down the Twin Towers. About these ads

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Puppy Killing: Why We’re Against It

By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading

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Warning Labels Weaken The Nation!

By Smaktakula Natural selection is the process by which external forces eliminate nature’s weaker elements, leaving a more genetically advantageous stock to breed. This phenomenon is experienced throughout the animal kingdom, not only by simple creatures like sea anemones, butterflies and … Continue reading

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Stereotypes: What About The Good Ones?

By Smaktakula For as long as there have been different cultures, there have been cruel stereotypes about those cultures. In ancient times the Sumerians were  believed to be penny-pinchers, the Mayans considered bad guests who wouldn’t leave, and Etruscans were accused of … Continue reading

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For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!

By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff In which we present a few of  our favorite Promethean Times’ features. We hope you’ll enjoy as well. ∞ T. Humor: Our readers know that humor is near and dear to our hearts. In the following post, … Continue reading

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The Lord Not Quite Ready To Forgive Germany

By Smaktakula Back in the early 1990s, it seemed like German tourists in America couldn’t catch a break.  It’s hard to forget the spate of Miami slayings that had America’s German community on edge, and which prompted this publication to … Continue reading

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Hitler’s Belgian Origins Questioned

By Smaktakula Most objective observers will readily agree that not only is Promethean Times one of the world’s leading outlets for critical news and hard data, but is also darn near infallible.  As much as we would wish otherwise, these powers of … Continue reading

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This Day In History: June 18, 1815 CE

On which the French and English clash in Belgium, with Napoleon Bonaparte’s forces smashing into British lines at Hougoumont in what he hopes will prove the Duke of Wellington’s own personal Waterloo.  *It should be noted that the historical community has … Continue reading

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Belgians: The World’s Most Evil People

By Smaktakula Were you expecting charts and hard numbers?  Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here. What do you care, anyway?  You’re not from Belgium, and probably don’t speak a word of Belgish. Some Famous Belgians: During his … Continue reading

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