Tag Archives: bigotry

Let’s Try Hating Someone New

By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading

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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading

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Members Only

By Smaktakula Americans take pride in the notion that their nation is a meritocracy, a place where the pathway to success remains open to every man, woman and child regardless of his or her race. This has not always been the case: for almost two-hundred years … Continue reading

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No Gingers Need Apply

By Smaktakula Historically, gingers have had it rough.  Thought in ancient times to be possessed of sinister powers or bestial sexual urges, today’s redhead is merely regarded as a disturbing genetic anomaly.  And yet, until recently, these soulless individuals enjoyed … Continue reading

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Clarifying Our Position On Gays In The Military

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff With the repeal of the cowardly “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” now at hand, America is finally forced to come to grips with the notion of openly gay people serving in the military.  Our position … Continue reading

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Meet Tomorrow’s Tyrants Today: Black Julius

By Smaktakula Making South Africa’s Jacob Zuma seem statesmanlike is no small feat.  Although the one-party nation’s populist president and leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) is by all appearances an affable fellow, Zuma has repeatedly demonstrated behavior … Continue reading

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The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody

In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast.  The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading

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Hateful Attire Incites Violence

By Smaktakula Chavez Ravine: Yesterday, an unidentified man was given an impromptu lesson in sensitivity after parading around Dodger Stadium in offensive clothing.  In what can only be viewed as a hate-statement, the gentleman is alleged to have been conspicuously displaying articles … Continue reading

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Alexandra Wallace: Ching-Chong Champion Of Tolerance

By Smaktakula When It’s Funny ‘Cause It’s Hateful. In a stunning turn of events, comments which only days ago had been considered astoundingly offensive have now been revealed to be clever satire.  ”I thought more people would get it,” says … Continue reading

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Stand Tall, Mississippi!

By Smaktakula Although impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea and impoverished first-world hellhole Mississippi are roughly the same size, have similar literacy rates and offer an almost identical standard of living, the Southern US state has an edge over the isolated … Continue reading

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