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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status
Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged alcoholism, bigotry, bravery, Catholicism, Christians, double standards, Germany, holiness church, Holocaust, hypocrisy, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, LDS, Methodists, Mormons, muslims, NAMBLA, pacifism, Quakers, religious intolerance, religious persecution, safe to joke about, snake handlers, weirdos
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No Gingers Need Apply
By Smaktakula Historically, gingers have had it rough. Thought in ancient times to be possessed of sinister powers or bestial sexual urges, today’s redhead is merely regarded as a disturbing genetic anomaly. And yet, until recently, these soulless individuals enjoyed … Continue reading
Clarifying Our Position On Gays In The Military
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff With the repeal of the cowardly “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” now at hand, America is finally forced to come to grips with the notion of openly gay people serving in the military. Our position … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
Tagged are we STILL talking about this?, bigotry, childish sexual innuendo, Don't Ask Don't Tell, equal rights, gay people, homosexuality, homosexuals, military, the navy's pretty gay already, United States of America, US Navy, Won't Ask Don't Care, you got a real purty mouth
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Meet Tomorrow’s Tyrants Today: Black Julius
By Smaktakula Making South Africa’s Jacob Zuma seem statesmanlike is no small feat. Although the one-party nation’s populist president and leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) is by all appearances an affable fellow, Zuma has repeatedly demonstrated behavior … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Music, Politics
Tagged Africa, African National Congress, Afro-fascist, ANC, ANC Youth League, Apartheid, Asians, bigotry, Black Julius, black people, ChocoFührer, comical despots, Dalai Lama, hatemonger, HIV, Jacob Zuma, Julius Malema, meet tomorrow's tyrants today, Nelson Mandela, Orange Julius, places that suck, race baiting, racism, Robert Mugabe, South Africa, the Troubles, Twitter, white people, Zimbabwe
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The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody
In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast. The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Religion, Stupidity
Tagged bigotry, childish sexual innuendo, Christianity, Claymation, crazy people, Davey & Goliath, death by automobile, death by drunk driving, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, Gay Pride Parade, God Hates Fags, homosexuality, IEDs, Kansas, New York, New York City, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Roger Ebert, Ryan Dunn, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro Baptist Church, Wizard of Oz, yokels
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Hateful Attire Incites Violence
By Smaktakula Chavez Ravine: Yesterday, an unidentified man was given an impromptu lesson in sensitivity after parading around Dodger Stadium in offensive clothing. In what can only be viewed as a hate-statement, the gentleman is alleged to have been conspicuously displaying articles … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Sport
Tagged Alyssa Milano, assault, Baseball, bigotry, burning the Koran, Emil Haagerdäddi, good steward of the environment, Koran, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, Nathan Bedford Forrest, obsessive sports fans, San Francisco Giants, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, violence
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