Recent Comments
Tag Archives: blond is beautiful motherfuckers!
Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics
Tagged ADHD, anti-semitism, Aryans, bad parents, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, cannabis, death by cop, death by gun, dope, Erin Moran, FDR, grass, great white shark, Happy Days, headlines, hemp, Idaho, illiteracy, indolence, Jews, marijuana, North Korea, Obamacare, Panda Express, police brutality, reefer, Reichstag Fire, Roger Ebert, safe sex, South Korea, South Korea > North Korea, sweet sweet cheeba, Teen Mom, weed, Why am I so fat?
26 Comments
Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
36 Comments
Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About
By Smaktakula Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars? A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty. *** The … Continue reading
For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!
By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff In which we present a few of our favorite Promethean Times’ features. We hope you’ll enjoy as well. ∞ T. Humor: Our readers know that humor is near and dear to our hearts. In the following post, … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Belgium, Bill Clinton, blond guys with dreads look like idiots, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, blond people are stupid, double standards, dreadlocks, Emmanuel Lewis, freedom of speech, Gary Coleman, handicapped people, hypocrisy, Jimmy Carter, Kool-Aid Man, nasty blond dreadlocks, opossums, Osama bin Laden, punch lines, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, Why are blondes so stupid?
2 Comments
