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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!

By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About

By Smaktakula Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars? A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty. *** The … Continue reading

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For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!

By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff In which we present a few of  our favorite Promethean Times’ features. We hope you’ll enjoy as well. ∞ T. Humor: Our readers know that humor is near and dear to our hearts. In the following post, … Continue reading

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