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Ask Tardsie: So, Ya Like Rocket Ships?
By Tardsie We are delighted to present a second installment of Ask Tardsie, where we answer your questions–no matter how bizarre or uninformed–as honestly as we feel like. NOW IN GLORIOUS HEAR-O-VISION! *** Jennifer Worrell is eager to learn how “quaint” … Continue reading
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Tagged Ask Tardsie, boobs, breastuses, dentists, DMV, dope, gay men, grass, hairless man-boys, hemp, pot, reefer, rocket ships, sadism, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Headlines 04.03.12
By Smaktakula In which we get all the information we need from the headlines of the day: *** Anti-Putin protesters form a 10-mile human chain around Moscow ~ Anti-Putin protesters made into bizarre human chain in dungeons beneath Moscow. Poor reading … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Africa, boobs, botulism, Brazil, breastuses, bumper sticker mentality, child abandonment, Chuck E. Cheese, death by soccer, drugs, Gollum, headlines, Iwo Jima, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marines, Mexico, old people, political bumper stickers, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Seattle, Soccer, Vladimir Putin, Washington, Why am I so stupid?
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Headlines 11.09.11
By Smaktakula Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy–we read the headlines and skip the articles. *** Grandmother Gives Worst ‘Reason’ for Tossing 2-Year-Old Over Mall Balcony ~ Because there are so many good reasons for hurling your grandson to his death. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged 1%, 99%, AIDS, Allah, Ashton Kutcher, boobs, breasts, death by falling, Demi Moore, Erasure, fecal transplant, gay people, geeks, George Lucas, gonorrhea, headlines, homosexuals, Indiana Jones, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Madonna, Michael Moore, Mississippi, NBA, perverted science, Steven Spielberg, Tennessee, Uganda, Why am I so fat?
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Nancy Grace’s Exposed Nipple Continues To Horrify
By Smaktakula The psychic trauma resulting from Nancy Grace’s Dancing With The Stars nipple-slip continues to reverberate across the globe. Grace’s errant ‘Horreola’ has instigated even more collateral damage than previously believed. As evidence, we point to the dozen or so … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, News
Tagged Benny Hill, boobs, breasts, breastuses, Fall of Troy, FCC, honkers, knockers, Nancy Grace, nipple slip, overreaction, psychic trauma, sweater bunnies, sweater kittens, tits, Troy, you'd hit it if you were drunk enough
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Don’t You ♥ Boobies?
By Smaktakula The Keep A Breast Foundation has an inarguably honorable mission: “{T}o increase breast cancer awareness among young people so they are better equipped to make choices and develop habits that will benefit their long-term health and well-being.” Only … Continue reading
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Tagged big ol brestesus, boobies, boobs, breast cancer, breasts, death by breast cancer, dirty pillows, headlights, jugs, knockers, magnificent rack, mammary glands, my humps my humps my lovely lady lumps, sweater bunnies, sweater kittens, ta-tas, tits, titties
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