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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
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Enchanted Monrovia
By Tardsie Today our travels take us to the exotic metropolis of Monrovia. Monrovia is located in the West African nation of Liberia. The troubled republic’s capital is named for American president James Monroe. Although the city is the financial … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Philosophy
Tagged California, James Monroe, Liberia, Monrovia, places that suck, Travels With Tardsie, urban blight
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Into The Valley Of The Shadow Of Meth
By Tardsie Tardsie’s a’travelin’! It’s no secret that my jet-set life takes me to some pretty exciting places. Longtime readers will remember that last March I took the trip-of-a-lifetime to Valley City, North Dakota with my grandmother, and I’m sure … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass AUDIO Tales: The DMV
By Tardsie A True-Ass Tale as it was meant to be heard–with your ears! *** In which our hero finds himself at a low point, made lower still by a visit to the 5th Circle of Hell. *** The Slightly … Continue reading
Posted in History, True-Ass Tales
Tagged California, Department of Motor Vehicles, DMV, places that suck, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales
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These Golden Tones Are Killing Me
By Tardsie After A While It’s Like Fingernails On A Chalkboard Can a man be driven mad by nothing more than the ceaseless sound of his own voice? We’ll let you know, but our working hypothesis is “yes.” *** Regrets … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged audiobooks, audiobooks ruin lives, Blondie, California, crushes, Debbie Harry, evolution, herpes, Intelligent Design, it's official!, learning is useless!, madness, ravages of time, regrets, San Jose, Science
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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Islam, Israel, fat people, Hamas, marijuana, cannabis, US Navy, Arkansas, California, weed, skanks, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, medical marijuana, lame sports, legalize it, hemp, Holocaust, Detroit, News of the Duh, Why am I so fat?, drunken Irishmen, fun with stereotypes, headlines, Nobel Peace Prize, death by automobile, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Michigan, cat ladies, ignorance--it's what we do, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, the navy's pretty gay already, drunken Native Americans, the reefer, phony diseases, Penn State, Miss Holocaust
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Legal Education
By Smaktakula Sometimes, when Johnny Law pulls over an out-of-state driver for one of a variety of offenses such as speeding or gun-running, he likes to preface his presentation of the offense by professing ignorance to the legality of the … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Stupidity
Tagged Arizona, California, cops, helpful hints, Johnny Law, police officers, poor judgement, Yosemite
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ramon’s Wedding
By Tardsie It’s a truism that something always goes wrong at a wedding. Usually it’s something small (or several small somethings), but other times the happy event can descend into a scene straight out of the Jerry Springer show. The … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged brownies, California, cannabis, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, marijuana, Napa Valley, pot, pot brownies, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, wedding disaster, weed
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The Mexican-American Conflict: A Pretty Good War
By Smaktakula You’ve probably heard more than once that there’s no such thing as a ‘good’ war. The sentiment driving this notion is noble, and easy enough to understand: it’s hard to take any joy from a victory when even … Continue reading
Posted in History
Tagged Arizona, California, Canada, Colorado, further instances of Canadian perfidy, Great Britain, James Knox Polk, Let us help!, manifest destiny, Mexico, muchas gracias, Nevada, one-termer by choice, one-termers, outright lies, Saddam Hussein, Saddam totally did it, Santa Anna, Somalia, Texas, there's a NEW Mexico?, treachery, United Kingdom, United States of America, Utah
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