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Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?
By Smaktakula JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER, SAD & FUNNY ARE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** * This image comes from back in my teaching … Continue reading
Posted in Headlines, Stupidity
Tagged cannabis, childish sexual innuendo, dignity, dope, grapefruit, grass, Gypsies, hemp, marijuana, pot, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, shitty parents, sweet sweet cheeba, tramp stamps, Trojan Condoms, unremitting virginity, weed
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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics
Tagged ADHD, anti-semitism, Aryans, bad parents, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, cannabis, death by cop, death by gun, dope, Erin Moran, FDR, grass, great white shark, Happy Days, headlines, hemp, Idaho, illiteracy, indolence, Jews, marijuana, North Korea, Obamacare, Panda Express, police brutality, reefer, Reichstag Fire, Roger Ebert, safe sex, South Korea, South Korea > North Korea, sweet sweet cheeba, Teen Mom, weed, Why am I so fat?
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On Friendship
By Tardsie I believe that friendship is important. It’s soul-affirming. A bad friendship is like a bad relationship–you’re better off not having it at all. But a good friendship is a powerful thing, and can help keep your ship afloat … Continue reading
Posted in True-Ass Tales
Tagged Bill Clinton, cannabis, dope, fraternities, friendship, grass, hemp, marijuana, miss you Joe!, pledging, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, the Big Chill, weed, Why am I so old?, xenophobia
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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Arkansas, California, cannabis, cat ladies, death by automobile, Detroit, dope, drunken Irishmen, drunken Native Americans, fat people, fun with stereotypes, Hamas, headlines, hemp, Holocaust, ignorance--it's what we do, Islam, Israel, lame sports, legalize it, marijuana, medical marijuana, Michigan, Miss Holocaust, News of the Duh, Nobel Peace Prize, Penn State, phony diseases, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, sweet sweet cheeba, the navy's pretty gay already, the reefer, US Navy, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Idahopeless
By Smaktakula Some time ago, komonews.com ran a pictorial featuring the mugshots of smiling Idahoans. Promethean Times is pleased to present the best of this cavalcade of mongoloids, in some cases with a little of the backstory. Sometimes Celebrities Get Busted: ***
Posted in Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged cannabis, dope, drugs, Idaho, Idahoans, jail, mugshots, places that suck, pot, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ramon’s Wedding
By Tardsie It’s a truism that something always goes wrong at a wedding. Usually it’s something small (or several small somethings), but other times the happy event can descend into a scene straight out of the Jerry Springer show. The … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged brownies, California, cannabis, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, marijuana, Napa Valley, pot, pot brownies, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, wedding disaster, weed
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Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”
By Smaktakula Only a few days ago, it would have been hard to blame filthy hippies for getting all giddy over the possible legalization of marijuana. Cannabis, the decriminalization of which had seemed until recently to be largely inevitable, may … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged cannabis, community college vs real college, dope, grass, hemp, hippies, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, Oaksterdam, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, pot, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, that trick never works, the sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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