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A Funny Story About Clowns
By Tardsie (from the common folklore) In which we retell an old tale about a boy and his tormentor. The Greasepaint Horror When Johnny Weems was just seven years old, he begged his parents to take him to the circus … Continue reading
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Tagged Bozo, Carrot Top, clowns, Insane Clown Posse, John Wayne Gacy, Joker, KISS, Michael Jackson, mimes, Pennywise, pervertry, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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Charlie Sheen To Get Roasted
By Smaktakula No, Roasted. We thought it said Toasted at first, too. Degenerate punchline Charlie Sheen has been tapped for an upcoming Comedy Central Celebrity Roast. Comedy Central’s search for an ‘honoree’ willing to subject him or herself to the always-brutal-but-increasingly-unfunny … Continue reading
The Tuxedo
By Smaktakula The tuxedo, the origins of which lie in the late 19th Century, is essentially a modern invention. Worn in a variety of styles and bearing various regional names–smoking or dinner jacket; morning coat; monkey suit–the tuxedo is de … Continue reading
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Tagged Anne Hathaway, Carrot Top, Cary Grant, cretinous people, dicks, dinner jacket, douchebaggery, every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, fashion, formal attire, George Clooney, Jeremy Piven, Jersey Shore, John Cusack, monkey suit, morning coat, smoking jacket, Tom Arnold, transformation, Tux, Tuxedos, ugly people, unfunny comedians, unremitting virginity
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