Tag Archives: celebriskanks

Sad Thoughts: Remunerative Inequality

Posted on June 15, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do. “Have you met my kids?  The older boy’s named Beer Goggles and this is my daughter, Regretta.  The little one’s Cody.” Schadenfreuderiffic! At least she’s … Continue reading →

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A Modern Zen Koan: Reality Skanks

Posted on February 1, 2012 by

By Smaktakula The koan has been an essential part of the Buddhist arsenal for about fifteen centuries. These philosophical questions, the answers to which can only be reached by non-rational thinking–if at all, are designed not to test knowledge, but … Continue reading →

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Reality Skank ‘Devastated’ By Nudie Pix

Posted on February 28, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Overpaid hussy Amber Portwood is said to be ‘devastated’ by the recent release of several compromising pictures, which have rapidly gone viral.  The untalented reality star claims that the nude photos, which she labels “non-sexual,” were stolen from … Continue reading →

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Grand Theft LiLo

Posted on February 10, 2011 by

By Smaktakula The date for Lindsay Lohan’s final, pathetic implosion remains unknown, but draws inexorably closer.  Throughout her short life, the Flower of American Skankhood has faced a number of legal difficulties both domestically and abroad, but can now add … Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned

Posted on September 23, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks.  The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona non grata in Japan. Representatives of Japan’s immigration … Continue reading →

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores

Posted on August 27, 2010 by

By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601.  This admission ends the mounting speculation regarding the anti-skank directive, dubbed ‘Hobegon‘ by some in the … Continue reading →

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part I: Twilight Of The Strumpets

Posted on August 25, 2010 by

By Smaktakula The 21st Century promises to be a cold one for women of easy virtue.  Harlots, hos, sluts, wayward girls, hussies (both brazen and wanton), tramps, Run-Around Sues, bad girls, seductresses, chickenheads, homewreckers, libertines, gold diggers, skanks, loose women, hose-monsters, skeezers, camp tramps, … Continue reading →

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