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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Memorial Day Edition
By Tardsie I have never served in the military. Although not a fan of America’s military adventurism over the past half-century, my failure to enlist has less to do with any ideological convictions than with the unfortunate but inescapable fact … Continue reading
True Facts: Camel Toe Not Caused By Camels
By Smaktakula For years, it has popularly been believed that camel toe, the unsightly, mystery-killing condition which arises when a lady’s pants are too tight, is spread through contact with dromedaries and other large mammals. That a synonym for this … Continue reading
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Tagged camel, camel toe, childish sexual innuendo, Moose, Moose Knuckle, opossums, read my lips, true facts, unlovable creatures
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff
By Smaktakula Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has never been a time when these words were true, and never less so than today. Those who chose to repeat this old canard … Continue reading
A Hole New Way To Look At Rachael Ray
By Smaktakula Through the magic of the freezeframe, we present the following image of TV chef Rachael Ray for your viewing and photoshopping pleasure. It’s just a spelling error, folks! We’re not that crass! ∞T.
Headlines XII
By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading
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Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed
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Headlines XI
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading
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