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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Iraq religious leaders send out the ‘fashion police’ to stop people … ~ So they really have those? We thought that was just something … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Headlines, History, Religion, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged ADHD, Angelina Jolie, cat ladies, childish sexual innuendo, Chopin, Cynthia Cooper-Dyke, Damascus, fashion police, grass, Harry Styles, hemp, Iraq, Jennifer Aniston, marijuana, pot, reefer, Seattle, sweet sweet cheeba, the Exodus, Tony Award, Vermont, weed, women in combat | 34 Comments

Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER, SAD & FUNNY ARE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** * This image comes from back in my teaching … Continue reading →

Posted in Headlines, Stupidity | Tagged cannabis, childish sexual innuendo, dignity, dope, grapefruit, grass, Gypsies, hemp, marijuana, pot, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, shitty parents, sweet sweet cheeba, tramp stamps, Trojan Condoms, unremitting virginity, weed | 20 Comments

Palm Sunday Papal Headlines

Posted on March 24, 2013 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we remark upon the headlines of articles we haven’t bothered to read, and pontificate upon a pontiff we know nothing about.¹ *** Pope Francis starts first full day as pontiff with prayer ~ He’s the fucking pope–he’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Culture, Headlines, History, News, Religion | Tagged Africa, Catholic sex abuse scandal, childish sexual innuendo, death by pope, fanciful notions, headlines, holidays, Palm Sunday, pederasts, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope Francis | 14 Comments

Only Nixon Could Go To China

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Smaktakula

By Tardsie So I’m temporarily employed once again, but this time I’ve found a new niche. There’s this thing I do with my mouth that drives the boys wild. ∞ T.

Posted in News, True-Ass Tales | Tagged childish sexual innuendo, gay porn, I'm not kidding, porn, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, you're such a jerk | 29 Comments

Headlines 11.02.12

Posted on November 2, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we showcase our unparalleled knack for expounding authoritatively upon a broad range of topics about which we remain not only ignorant, but deliberately so. We lose interest after the headlines. *** Deaf dolphin rescued in La. will get … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged 2012 Presidential Campaign, 2012 World Series, Ashton Kutcher, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, childish sexual innuendo, comic books, death by hurricane, death by shark, Detroit, Detroit Tigers, dolphins, fat people, FDR, Geneva, great white shark, headlines, hurricanes, ignorance--it's what we do, Jersey Shore, Joe Biden, left-handed people, Louisiana, Meat Loaf, Mississippi, Mitt Romney, New Jersey, North Korea, polio, retarded, San Francisco Giants, Sandy, slut-shaming, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, Switzerland, teachers, unfortunate ways to die, white people, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so stupid?, you are not the father | 21 Comments

Headlines 10.26.12

Posted on October 26, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In Which We Comment On The Day’s Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** Resort’s Snow Won’t Be Pure This Year; It’ll Be Sewage ~ Well, that stinks! Cops fatally shoot suspect wanted for impregnating 11-year-old ~ The tragedy is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Barack Obama, Baseball, Bill Clinton, blame Obama, bull sharks, childish sexual innuendo, David Hasselhoff, death by cop, Germany, Germany's dark history, great white shark, Gruenenthal, headlines, ignorance--it's what we do, illegal aliens, Iran, Jay-Z, Jimmy Carter, Los Angeles, Malala Yousafzai, Minneapolis, Mitt Romney, morning after pill, no that's *fellates*, Ronald Reagan, San Francisco Giants, sex, sex scandal, St. Louis Cardinals, Texas, Thalidomide, Vietnam | 22 Comments

Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines without first reading the articles. *** The Task in Tampa: Reintroducing Romney ~ Hey–we know social situations can sometimes be awkward. Just put your brave face on, go out there and say, “Hi … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Politics | Tagged Adolf Hitler, American Airlines, Anaheim Angels, Barack Obama, Boston Red Sox, breastuses, childish sexual innuendo, Detroit, dope, grass, headlines, hemp, HURRR!, Kanye West, Katie Holmes, Kim Kardashian, Latinos, marijuana, Mitt Romney, muslims, pot, Prince Harry, prostitution, Rally Monkey, reefer, Serena Williams, Sikhs, sweet sweet cheeba, Tom Cruise, Venus Williams, weed | 25 Comments

Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Anaheim Angels, avoiding responsibility, Barack Obama, binge drinking, black people, breast implants, breastuses, celebrity deaths, childish sexual innuendo, comical despots, death penalty, DUI, fun with stereotypes, great white shark, Greece, headlines, Holocaust, Japan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un, Kylie Minogue, legitimate rape, Mary Kay, Mitt Romney, Molly Ringwald, North Korea, peanuts, Phyllis Diller, racism, Rally Monkey, rape, Sikhs, Snoopy, Spongebob Squarepants, Tampa Bay Rays, Taylor Swift, Teletubbies, Ukraine, untalented authors, white people, whitey, your mother must be very proud | 25 Comments

Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which our interests lie in the headlines, but not the stories themselves. *** After 400 Pound Weight Loss, Man Gains the Weight Back ~ But you know what?–He’s a bigger man for it. Rage Against the Machine Rages Against … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News | Tagged AIDS, Amtrak, anal bleach, Andorra, Australians, bad cops, Barack Obama, childish sexual innuendo, dope, Ecuador, foot-licking, George W. Bush, GOP, grass, great white shark, headlines, hemp, hipsters, Julian Assange, Las Vegas, Mexico, nerds, penis snake, Peter Jackson, pot, Pussy Riot, racism, reefer, Republicans, Seattle, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, WNBA | 27 Comments

The Anaheim Angels Of Anaheim: Why They’re Bad For America

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Here’s Why: 1) Superfluous. The LA-OC Metro Area is also the home the more historic and culturally significant Los Angeles Dodgers (of Los Angeles), and the Southern California area already includes the Padres, San Diego’s semi-pro ball club. … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Sport | Tagged Anaheim Angels, Baseball, childish sexual innuendo, confused identity, Los Angeles Dodgers, Mike Scioscia is an apostate!, poseurs, Rally Monkey, San Diego Padres, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, Southern California | 39 Comments

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Tag Archives: childish sexual innuendo

Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?

Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?

Palm Sunday Papal Headlines

Only Nixon Could Go To China

Headlines 11.02.12

Headlines 10.26.12

Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success

Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It

The Anaheim Angels Of Anaheim: Why They’re Bad For America

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