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PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign
By Smaktakula We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about a lot of people. From the Inuits in the north, to the Chinese in the east, the Zimbabweans … Continue reading
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Tagged muslims, China, Zimbabwe, Jews, United States of America, Christians, Canada, Ramtha, Blame Canada!, historical reenactors, television, American Civil War, Inuits, ignorance--it's what we do, beekeepers, Amish, Swedes, Greeks, Ron Paul, paraphilic infantilism, Ecuador, your mom
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff
By Smaktakula Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has never been a time when these words were true, and never less so than today. Those who chose to repeat this old canard … Continue reading
Abortion: Little Women
By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion. This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged abortion, China, hypocrisy, India, no consequences, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Roe v. Wade, sex-selective abortion, sexual politics, Supreme Court, unwanted children
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Driving Miss Lotus
By Smaktakula The public’s flaccid attentions twitched briefly in response to a recent viral video from China which shows a very young girl navigating an SUV on a busy street. Although condemnation promptly issued from the four corners of the … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture
Tagged China, death by automobile, Emil Haagerdäddi, fun with stereotypes, tyranny, underage driving
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Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!
By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants. This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T.
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Tagged 2010 US Census, Asians, bleeders, China, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, hemophilia, hicks, hillbillies, immigration, inbreeding, one child policy, places that suck, Royal Disease, theocratic cultural backwaters, West Virginia, you got a real purty mouth
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No Brains, But Guts To Spare
By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading
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Tagged bad decisions, black market body parts, China, consumerism, death by kidney failure, foolish choices, fucking idiots, greed, Guandong, iPad 2, iPhone, jackassery, kidney, morons, organ donors, organ sales, stupid people, vital organs, Why am I so stupid?, Xiao Zheng, you so dumb
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Flag Day
By Smaktakula On which we celebrate a piece of cloth, but not the brave young men and women who died for it. They already have their own day. Because we just don’t see enough of the flag these days.
No Rice For You!
By Smaktakula If you’ve been a student in any multi-ethnic society during the last twenty years, you may have noticed a particular scholastic trend among Asian students. They do better than you. Like most people, you probably figured that the … Continue reading
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Tagged African-Americans, American mothers, Amy Chua, Asians of other than Chinese descent, bad parents, black people, childhood, China, Chinese mothers, cultural elitism, demanding parents, foot-binding, horrible jobs, infanticide, Latinos, Native Americans, parenting, preference for males in Chinese culture, racism, roundeyes, sacrificing youth, sinosuperiority, smug parents, superior mothers, sweatshops, tedium, thanks a lot mom, United States of America, Wall Street Journal, white people
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