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Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading
Posted in News, History, Culture, Politics, Entertainment
Tagged free speech, China, Facebook, marijuana, pot, reefer, weed, cocaine, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, hookers, Germany, gay people, stoners, Why am I so fat?, hippies, drunken Irishmen, Atlanta Braves, headlines, Son of Sam, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, slavery, places that suck, Amelia Earhart, Aurora Massacre, Sikh Massacre, Camaroon, Big Pharma, Handi Wipes
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Abortion: Little Women
By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion. This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the potential slavery … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged abortion, China, hypocrisy, India, no consequences, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Roe v. Wade, sex-selective abortion, sexual politics, Supreme Court, unwanted children
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Headlines: 06.29.12
By Smaktakula Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off Australian city ~ Heretofore merely a domestic shame, the braying pop-relic has transcended the bonds of regional … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics
Tagged Amelia Earhart, Australia, Bashar al-Assad, Cher, China, Egypt, Ethiopia, headlines, Home Depot, Kim Kardashian, Michael Bloomberg, New York, porn, RFK, Sirhan Sirhan, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Stonehenge, Syria, the French, TSA, Uganda, Why am I so stupid?
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Flag Day
By Smaktakula On which we celebrate a piece of cloth, but not the brave young men and women who died for it. They already have their own day. Because we just don’t see enough of the flag these days.
PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign
By Smaktakula We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about a lot of people. From the Inuits in the north, to the Chinese in the east, the Zimbabweans … Continue reading
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff
By Smaktakula Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has never been a time when these words were true, and never less so than today. Those who chose to repeat this old canard … Continue reading