Tag Archives: China

PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign

By Smaktakula We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about a lot of people. From the Inuits in the north, to the Chinese in the east, the Zimbabweans … Continue reading

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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff

By Smaktakula Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has never been a time when these words were true, and never less so than today. Those who chose to repeat this old canard … Continue reading

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Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading

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Abortion: Little Women

By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion.  This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Lotus

By Smaktakula The public’s flaccid attentions twitched briefly in response to a recent viral video from China which shows a very young girl navigating an SUV on a busy street.  Although condemnation promptly issued from the four corners of the … Continue reading

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Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!

By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants.  This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T.

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Third-World Hellholes More Fun Than Disneyland

By Smaktakula The International Happiness rankings are in, and the news is not good for the United States.  In a humiliating reversal of expectations that stunned all but a few of the world’s nations, the first-world nation and so-called ‘last remaining … Continue reading

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No Brains, But Guts To Spare

By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading

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Flag Day

By Smaktakula On which we celebrate a piece of cloth, but not the brave young men and women who died for it. They already have their own day. Because we just don’t see enough of the flag these days.

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No Rice For You!

By Smaktakula If you’ve been a student in any multi-ethnic society during the last twenty years, you may have noticed a particular scholastic trend among Asian students.  They do better than you.  Like most people, you probably figured that the … Continue reading

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