Tag Archives: China

Headlines: Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man

By Smaktakula You can read the articles if you want. We didn’t. We’re just talking about the headlines. *** 11 Social Security Mistakes People Make ~ The biggest one is assuming it will meet your post-retirement financial needs. That’s not a joke. … Continue reading

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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.16.12

By Smaktakula   In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that … Continue reading

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Headlines: 09.17.12

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading

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Headlines 08.16.12

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading

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Abortion: Little Women

By Smaktakula In its 1973 landmark decision, Roe v. Wade, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution guaranteed a woman’s right to an abortion. This decision gave women control of their own reproductive choices, and freed them from the potential slavery … Continue reading

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Headlines: 06.29.12

By Smaktakula Look–you can read the articles if you want, but we get all we need to know from the headlines. Cher ticks off Australian city ~ Heretofore merely a domestic shame, the braying pop-relic has transcended the bonds of regional … Continue reading

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Flag Day

By Smaktakula On which we celebrate a piece of cloth, but not the brave young men and women who died for it. They already have their own day. Because we just don’t see enough of the flag these days.

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PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign

By Smaktakula We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about a lot of people. From the Inuits in the north, to the Chinese in the east, the Zimbabweans … Continue reading

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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff

By Smaktakula Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has never been a time when these words were true, and never less so than today. Those who chose to repeat this old canard … Continue reading

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