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Tardsie: Return To Sender
By Smaktakula Oh, happy day!–we’ve just received word from the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department that our beloved Editor-In-Chief, Tardsie D. Bagg, has been found alive–and for the most part well–in Memphis, Tennessee. During our brief and acrimonious phone conversation with the nylon … Continue reading
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Tagged Austin Powers, clowns, Elvis Aaron Presley, Italy, OxyContin, Patriot Act, Rome, Tardsie, Travels With Tardsie, Washington DC
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Thoughts On The Nature Of Funny
By Smaktakula Humor is a strange and wondrous thing. Wondrous, of course, because of the warm, community-building emotions generated by humor, it is at the same time strange, as humor is one of those enigmatic and elusive qualities so hard to … Continue reading
A Funny Story About Clowns
By Tardsie (from the common folklore) In which we retell an old tale about a boy and his tormentor. The Greasepaint Horror When Johnny Weems was just seven years old, he begged his parents to take him to the circus … Continue reading
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Tagged Bozo, Carrot Top, clowns, Insane Clown Posse, John Wayne Gacy, Joker, KISS, Michael Jackson, mimes, Pennywise, pervertry, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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TSA Employees Now More Hated Than Child Molesters
By Smaktakula Given the several recent high-profile blunders by employees of the Transportation Security Administration, their already low standing in the community has plummeted even further, dropping their societal acceptance ratings below even sweaty, giggling child molesters, long regarded as … Continue reading
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Tagged bunglers, child molesters, clowns, creepy old perverts, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, groping, hated organizations, idiots, inappropriate activity, incompetent boobery, pederasts, pervertry, Reverend Fred Phelps, short eyes, Transportation Security Administration, TSA, Westboro Baptist Church
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Clowns: A Final Solution
By Smaktakula The old ‘Clowns-in-a-Car’ gag. It’s okay, we guess–but imagine how many more clowns you could stuff in there if you simply chopped them up first. Clowns make everything funny. ∞T.
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Tagged clowns, Clowns in a Car, Final Solution, Operation Mr. Chuckles, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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Mimes
By Smaktakula The worst kind of clown: a silent, French one.
Rodeo Clowns
By Smaktakula
Posted in Culture, Sport
Tagged clowns, rodeo, rodeo clowns, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns
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