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Happy Thoughts For Tuesday: Thank God Michael Lohan Isn’t Your Dad

Posted on August 3, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In the tradition of such illustrious space-wasters as Brian “Kato” Kaelin and Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, unctuous pimp Michael Lohan has managed to keep food in his belly by crafting a persona famous for being semi-famous.  Lohan, no doubt a subscriber to the maxim, “All Roads … Continue reading →

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