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Headlines 10.02.12

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good. … Continue reading →

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Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, History, News, Politics, Religion, Stupidity | Tagged "Junior", ADHD, America--Fuck Yeah!, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, bullies, Captain Underpants, congress, cyber-bullying, drugs, Europe, headlines, heroin, illiteracy is not funny!, imaginary racism, Islam, Josef Stalin, kiddie porn, Louisville, models, Mt. Everest, Occupy, racism, sex tape, tigers, UN, United Nations, United States of America, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so stupid? | 35 Comments

Headlines 01.20.12

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed | Leave a comment

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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We Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Charlie Rangel, the Democratic congressman from New York’s 15th District, is fighting for his political life. Amid a variety of ethics charges, Rangel has been forced to relinquish the chair of the House Ways and Means committee, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, News, Politics | Tagged 15th District, Charlie Rangel, congress, Democratic Party, disgraced congressman, Harlem, House Ways and Means Committee, malfeasance, New York, scoundrels, sharks, U.S. House of Representatives | 1 Comment

Promethean Times Calls For ‘Day Of Sternly-Worded Constructive Criticism’

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Many Americans think government is broken. President Obama pushes gamely ahead with his unique brand of doe-eyed fascism, despite the increasingly vocal resistance of the American people. Partisan rancor is de rigueur in Washington today, and Congress is only slightly … Continue reading →

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Pissing Away Money Is The New National Pastime

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Smaktakula

Apparently taking to heart the concept of America spending its way out of recession, a NJ congressman is calling for a hearing regarding the use of tobacco Major League Baseball. Rep. Frank Pallone (D-N.J.), who helms the energy and commerce health subcommittee, said … Continue reading →

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