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Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate
By Smaktakula College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a professional team, college sports serve to unite entire communities and regions in a shared passion. Moreover, fans of college sports … Continue reading
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Vulgar Non-Sport Allows Loveless Grotesqueries To Masquerade As Athletes
They were a simpler, tougher breed, and their sports reflected that. People who lived where it was cold and who spoke with funny accents played hockey. Arrogant blueblood cocksuckers were sure to play lacrosse, and soccer found a foothold in the exotic immigrant enclaves on the East Coast. Fellows who liked to kick shit often opted for bull riding. For everybody else there was baseball, football and basketball. Continue reading
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