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Could You Be An Asshole? National Tragedy
This was originally posted back in 2011 after the shooting of Rep. Gabby Giffords of Arizona. Today seems appropriate to reprint it, as perhaps we need a reminder. By Smaktakula Nothing brings out assholes like a tragedy, and Saturday’s horrific mass … Continue reading
Could You Be An Asshole? Dealing With Ingrates
By Smaktakula If you’ve ever said to someone “You’re welcome” without first being thanked, you’re most likely an asshole.
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Could you be an asshole?, douchebaggery, gratitude, ingratitude, Jimmy Fallon, Nick Burns, you're welcome
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Could You Be An Asshole? Holy War
By Smaktakula It’s not a crime to want to seem more intelligent than you really are. There are a great many ways to affect this which are not only effective but also appropriate, such as wearing glasses, carrying an NPR … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics, Religion, Stupidity
Tagged affecting intelligence, American Civil War, American Revolution, anti-semitism, Chinese Revolution, conflict, Could you be an asshole?, Crimean War, don't be an idiot, Franco-Prussian War, French Revolution, glasses, Gulf War, holy war, Italo-Abyssinian War, Nazis, New York Times, NPR, people who want to sound smart but aren't, Russo-Japanese War, Soviet Revolution, The Indian Wars, Vietnam Conflict, war, War of 1812, wars of religion, Why am I so stupid?, World War I, World War II
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Could You Be An Asshole? Beer
By Smaktakula If you find yourself uttering the tired line, “American beer is crap,” or some similar aspersion against domestic brew,* then–like it or not–you’re an asshole, and a pretentious one at that. While the typical mass-produced American beer tastes … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Beck's, beer, beer-based jingoism, Could you be an asshole?, domestic beer, douchebaggery, Europe, European beer, European cigarettes, Fat Tire, Firestone, foreign beer, France, French, Full Sale Ale, Gauloises, Germany, Jerry, knavery, Krauts, Marshall Plan, my country's beer right or wrong, pickled pig's piss is a delicacy in Europe, pretentious beer-drinkers, skunky beer, Smaktakula's alcoholic nationalism, stinky cigarettes, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, The Hun, things which taste like ass, United States of America
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Could You Be An Asshole? Threads
By Smaktakula Two words: Ed Hardy
Could You Be An Asshole? Truckbawlz
By Smaktakula If you’ve got a swingin’ pair of nuts hanging pendulously from your trailer hitch, then you most definitely are.
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged big trucks, Cashew Dick, childish sexual innuendo, Could you be an asshole?, deez nuts, douchebaggery, hitch nuts, jackassery, little man's syndrome, loser, machismo, macho bullshit, object of ridicule, pitiable braggadocio, so sad, testicle tow hitch, testicles, tiny penis, white trash
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Could You Be An Asshole?: Driving
By Smaktakula Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure? Let’s find out! Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE: When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I … Continue reading
