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Feud With Manson Family Now Officially A ‘Beef’
By Smaktakula Corcoran State Prison, California: Messianic fantasist Charles Manson is said to be upset with website Promethean Times over some material which appeared on the site. On August 17th, Promethean Times published an article entitled Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Family … Continue reading
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Family Matters
By Smaktakula If you ever find yourself forced to make small talk with wacky cult leader and would-be-Messiah Charles Manson, it’s probably best not to mention the Beatles unless you’ve got the time to hang out for a while.
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A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did
By Smaktakula Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox? Well, you know what, Mom? Maybe if you’d bought me Red Power Ranger with the light-up eyes and collectible key chain for Christmas 1999 like I asked you … Continue reading
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Crazy Bastard Thwarted In Bid For Awesome, Meaningful Death
Ailing nutjob Gary Brooks Faulkner apparently decided that if his time was short, he’d do his damnedest to drag Osama bin Laden down to hell with him. Supplied only with the essentials–pistol & ammo, dagger, night-vision goggles and hashish–this nutty buddy somehow made … Continue reading
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