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The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody
In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast. The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading
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Headlines 06.27.11
By Smaktakula Because who has time to read the articles, right? Parents keep child’s gender secret ~ Regardless of the creature’s gender, it’s destined to grow up to be a smug, self-righteous fucknugget like Mom & Dad. The Bilingual Advantage ~ The … Continue reading
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