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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Carpe Mortem
By Smaktakula After the death of a loved one, well-meaning friends and acquaintances will tell you, often in these very words, If there’s anything I can do, just let me know. Why not take them up on it? Certainly they … Continue reading
Promethea Culpa Culpa: More Retractions
By Tardsie Readers of Promethean Times know how very seriously we take our journalistic responsibility to keep the public informed. Throughout its nearly two-hundred years of publication, Promethean Times has striven to justify our readership’s trust by providing only the … Continue reading
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Protest Well Done
By Smaktakula Long thought the exclusive purview of irksome Buddhist monks, the art of self-immolation has seen a recent resurgence in a region heretofore unknown for the incendiary form of protest–North Africa. Self-immolation, in which a person sets himself afire, … Continue reading
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