Tag Archives: death by fire

Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Carpe Mortem

By Smaktakula After the death of a loved one, well-meaning friends and acquaintances will tell you, often in these very words, If there’s anything I can do, just let me know. Why not take them up on it? Certainly they … Continue reading

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Promethea Culpa Culpa: More Retractions

By Tardsie Readers of Promethean Times know how very seriously we take our journalistic responsibility to keep the public informed. Throughout its nearly two-hundred years of publication, Promethean Times has striven to justify our readership’s trust by providing only the … Continue reading

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Protest Well Done

By Smaktakula Long thought the exclusive purview of irksome Buddhist monks, the art of self-immolation has seen a recent resurgence in a region heretofore unknown for the incendiary form of protest–North Africa.  Self-immolation, in which a person sets himself afire, … Continue reading

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Things We Think About: Time Travel

By Smaktakula We think it would be way cool to be able to travel backward in time, but not for the typically cited reasons, such as dumping that Lehman stock while it’s still hot, killing Hitler or doing the nasty … Continue reading

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