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The Party Does Not Love You
By Smaktakula Promethean Times takes very seriously its responsibilities as one of America’s tertiary news sources. With this in mind, we felt it incumbent upon us to remind Americans to vote wisely in November. If you’re like most contemporary Americans, … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010 midterm elections, Dance Party 2010, Dance Party 2010 wants to make out with you, Democratic Party, elections, GOP, Green Party, International Communist Party, Libertarian Party, party affiliation, party loyalty, Republican Party, suckers, Tea Party
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We Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys
By Smaktakula Charlie Rangel, the Democratic congressman from New York’s 15th District, is fighting for his political life. Amid a variety of ethics charges, Rangel has been forced to relinquish the chair of the House Ways and Means committee, but … Continue reading
Massa Leaves No Bridge Unburned
Amid a growing scandal involving an aide, Representative Eric Massa of New York announced last week that he would step down. The accused sex-pesterer and admitted user of salty language cited health reasons for his decision. In the days following, Massa has … Continue reading
Mellencamp Mooted For Senate Bid
No word from singer John Mellencamp yet, but activity on a Facebook page has spurred talk of a run for the senate seat soon to be left vacant by Evan Bayh. Mellencamp is a great singer, and clearly cares about … Continue reading
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Tagged Democratic Party, Evan Bayh, Facebook, Indiana, John Mellencamp, United States Senate
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