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Why ‘Your’ Politician Is A Turd

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Although Promethean Times tends to regard all office-seekers as suppurating anal abscesses until they can demonstrably prove otherwise, we are constantly amazed that so few people feel the same. Now, nearly EVERYBODY claims they hold politicians in contempt–complaining about the government … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture | Tagged Barack Obama, Democrats, don't vote stupid, dope, grass, hypocrisy, marijuana, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, politicians, pot, Republicans, sweet sweet cheeba, the reefer, thinkin' 'bout stuff makes my head hurt somethin' turrible, United States of America, weed, Why am I so stupid? | 44 Comments

Whose Pro-Life Is It, Anyway?

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In so many instances an American’s political allegiance boils down to his or her opinions on abortion. It makes a certain sense for someone who feels strongly enough about a single issue to be attracted to the political … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Science, Stupidity | Tagged abortion, Anti-Choice, clinics, Democrats, evil bigots, fetus, ideological fuzziness, intellectual cowardice, irritating, NOW, Pro Semi-Life, Pro-Abortion, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, protesters, reproductive freedom, Republicans, sanctity of life, Semi Pro-Life, strident, tame that beast!, Terrorism, women's issues, women's rights | 9 Comments

Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Smaktakula

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this. We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes. Since it … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Religion | Tagged 'Lil Kim, 1492, 2010, 2011, 2012, Afghanistan, Amy Winehouse, Arab Spring, Armenian Genocide, Arnold Schwarzenegger, arson, Barack Obama, California, Celebrity Death Watch, Charlie Sheen, Cleveland, Code Pink, Democratic Republic of Congo, Democrats, Diana Spencer, Dirk Nowitzki, dumb kids and the dumb things they do to fuck up their lives, ennui, Fidel Castro, Flower of American Skankhood, Gabby Giffords, gay people, Jani Lane, John Boehner, Julius Malema, Kate Middleton, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-un, Kim Kardashian, LeBron James, Leslie Nielsen, Lewis County, Libya, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Mayans, Muammar al-Gaddafi, muslims, Nancy Pelosi, narcos, North Korea, Oakland, Occupy, Osama bin Laden, places that suck, Prince William, prognostication, Promethean Times' Person of the Year, puppy-killing, Randy 'Macho Man' Savage, Rapture, Republicans, Robert Mugabe, San Francisco, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for us, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's vendetta against Lewis County, South Africa, Steve Jobs, Tea Party, the cult-like devotion accorded to Steve Jobs by effete Mac users, the French, the West, United States of America, Washington State, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

Headlines 10.07.11

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the latest headlines, without bothering to first read the stories. *** Seoul to Introduce Female-Only Subway Cars Korean perverts to introduce hidden cameras to female-only subway cars. Early Adversity, Adult Misery: How Small … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News, Politics | Tagged Africa, African famine, Ashton Kutcher, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Budweiser, butterface, death by drowning, debt crisis, Democrats, Europe, great white shark, headlines, hos, Indiana, living in a van down by the river, Matt Foley, Mississippi, online dating, perverts, pizza, Poltergeist, prostitution, Republicans, reset button, skunky beer, Somalia, South Korea, Tanzania, tapeworms, TV for idiots, Two and a Half Men, United States of America, vegans, Vermont, White House, you're welcome | Leave a comment

Now You’re Just Being A Dick, Bill

Posted on December 8, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula

Posted in Celebrity, History, Politics | Tagged Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, Bob Dole, can't you just let Jimmy win once?, Democrats, dicks, ineffectual presidents, Jimmy Carter, mean people, POTUS, President Carter, President Clinton, rivalry, Slick Willy, two-term presidents | 3 Comments

AP Writer Claims Republicans In a Tizzy Over RINO Scott Brown

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

A possible Republitizzy. According to Glen Johnson of the AP, the Republican faithful have branded Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown a ‘Benedict’ after voting with the Democrats on a recent jobs bill. Much ado about nothing, I suspect. I haven’t seen … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, History, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics, Social Networking | Tagged Abraham Lincoln, AP, Benedict, big government, Christian ideology, Christian policy, Democrats, Drudge Report, Glen Johnson, jobs bill, Know-Nothing Party, Massachusetts, personal liberty, Republican in name only, Republicans, republitizzy, RINO, Ronald Reagan, Scott Brown, small government, Theodore Roosevelt, Washington Post, Whig Party | Leave a comment

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Why ‘Your’ Politician Is A Turd

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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

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Now You’re Just Being A Dick, Bill

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