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The Candybomber: Weapons Of Mass Delight
By Smaktakula Typically the characters to be found skulking through the pages of Promethean Times are a dark and sorry lot of maladjusted degenerates, ne’er-do-wells and comical third-world despots. And yet, history sometimes offers those examples of human endeavor which are not … Continue reading
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Tagged Allies, Axis, Berlin, Berlin Airlift, bravery, Candybomber, comical despots, David Hasselhoff, do-gooders, East Berlin, Gail Halvorsen, Germany, Japan, Josef Stalin, Mormons, ne'er-do-wells, Onkel Wackelflügel, Operation Little Vittles, ridiculous German words, ugly Americans, Uncle Wiggly-Wings, unfortunate names, United States of America, US Air Force, USSR, Utah, West Berlin, WWII
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Jimmy Carter Makes Modest Headway In Ongoing Bid For Historical Relevance
By Smaktakula Historical footnote Jimmy Carter has managed to secure the release of Aijalon Gomes from North Korea. Gomes had been sentenced to eight years hard labor under the autocratic regime of the dying, but still comically despotic Kim Jong-il. … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, World Affairs, National Events, Asia, People, Crime, History, Relationships, Justice, International Relations
Tagged Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, do-gooders, North Korea, Kim Jong-il, comical despots, skonks, historical footnote, President Carter, historical footnotes, ineffectual presidents, one-termers, Habitat For Humanity, President Clinton, hostages freed, Laura Ling, Euna Lee, I just called 'em both 'LingLee.', Aijalon Gomes, Slick Willy, Bill vs. Jimmy
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Put Down The Crisco, Jabba!
The Center for Science in Public Interest wants you to know that it’s okay that you’re too stupid to make nutrition choices on your own, either for yourself or your children. That’s why the CSPI is threatening to sue McDonald’s, … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Duh, Food, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, People, Political Correctness
Tagged big fatso, Center for Science in Public Interest, customer of size, do-gooders, fat ass, fat people, Jabba the Hutt, McDonald's, nanny state, person of size, syphilitic monkeys, Two and a Half Men, Why am I so fat?
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