Tag Archives: don’t hate us because we’re ignorant

Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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Headlines: Shaking And Stirred

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate our awe-inspiring ignorance by commenting on the headlines to articles we can’t be bothered to read. *** The Reasons Kim and Kanye Picked The Name “ North ” May Surprise You ~ So it isn’t … Continue reading

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Kennedy’s Death: The Lingering Question

By Smaktakula It’s been 50 years since that portentous Dallas day on which the dream of Camelot was terribly, irrevocably shattered. The ensuing half-century should have been a time for healing and succor. Instead, Kennedy’s memory is further dragged through … Continue reading

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Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky

By Smaktakula In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not bothered to read. *** What We Lost When J.F.K. Died ~ Our reluctance to embrace wacky conspiracy theories. Rain Forest Plants Race to Outrun … Continue reading

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This Day In History: September 11, 2001

On which nefarious Belgian nastyman Saddam Hussein kicks America in the nuts by singlehandedly bringing down the Twin Towers.

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Headlines: In Fact, Yes We Did

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the articles. *** Are You Coddling Your Grandkids? ~ If you’re not, then you’re a lousy fucking grandparent. Survey: Chinese Opinions of Obama, U.S. Slipping ~ That’s got … Continue reading

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True Facts: Sea Salt

By Smaktakula Not many people know that the unique taste and healthful properties of sea salt come entirely from a surprisingly delicious infusion of fish ass. Put that on your roasted hemp seeds, hippies! ∞ T.

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Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!

By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants.  This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T.

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True Facts: To Be Danish Is To Dip

By Smaktakula Most people associate smokeless tobacco, or ‘dip,’ with inbred American hillbillies.  While it is true that dip competes with methamphetamine and Mike’s Hard Lemonade for dominance in the American yokel market, it is even more beloved in other … Continue reading

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