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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
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True Facts: Sea Salt
By Smaktakula Not many people know that the unique taste and healthful properties of sea salt come entirely from a surprisingly delicious infusion of fish ass. Put that on your roasted hemp seeds, hippies! ∞ T.
Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!
By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants. This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T.
Posted in Culture, News
Tagged 2010 US Census, Asians, bleeders, China, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, hemophilia, hicks, hillbillies, immigration, inbreeding, one child policy, places that suck, Royal Disease, theocratic cultural backwaters, West Virginia, you got a real purty mouth
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True Facts: To Be Danish Is To Dip
By Smaktakula Most people associate smokeless tobacco, or ‘dip,’ with inbred American hillbillies. While it is true that dip competes with methamphetamine and Mike’s Hard Lemonade for dominance in the American yokel market, it is even more beloved in other … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Stupidity
Tagged chaw, chew, Copenhagen, Danes, Denmark, dip, don't hate us because we're ignorant, filthy habits, hillbillies, methamphetamine, Mike's Hard Lemonade, outright lies, Scandinavians do enjoy a tobacco product called 'Snus', Silkeborg, Skål, Skoal, smokeless tobacco, snuff, you got a real purty mouth
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John Goodman’s Appearance On ‘DWTS’ Sparks Controversey
By Smaktakula John Goodman’s appearance on the 2011 season of Dancing With the Stars has ruffled some feathers. The transsexual former actor has joined the cast of DWTS, along with such other dubious talents as David Arquette, Ricki Lake and … Continue reading
London Bridge Is Burning Down
By Smaktakula Lacking an NHL or NBA Championship, kids in the UK aren’t afforded regular rioting opportunities like their American and Canadian counterparts. In many parts of London, the window panes of Starbucks and T-Mobile outlets last for years, often … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics
Tagged 2011, Adolf Hitler, Battle of Britain, Brixton, Canada, don't hate us because we're ignorant, Islington, London, London riots, London's Burning, Mark Duggan, NBA, NHL, places that suck, the Blitz, the Clash, Tottenham, UK, United Kingdom, United States of America, WWII
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Hitler’s Belgian Origins Questioned
By Smaktakula Most objective observers will readily agree that not only is Promethean Times one of the world’s leading outlets for critical news and hard data, but is also darn near infallible. As much as we would wish otherwise, these powers of … Continue reading
The Myriad Faces Of Gay
By Smaktakula Like so much of the English language, ‘Gay’ has a variety of connotations. Here are the three most common definitions, told with pictures rather than words. 1) Oldest Definition. Generally considered archaic. Ex: The joys of the Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged Billie Jean King, Camaros, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fanny pack, fun with stereotypes, gay athletes, gay people, Greg Louganis, happy, homosexuality, ignorance, Jewish people, lame, Liberace, male figure skaters, multiple meanings, Richard Simmons
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