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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: The Corporate Job Goes Up In Smoke
By Tardsie I taught for a few years after college before making a career change to sales. The two fields are not so dissimilar as you might at first believe; the best teachers are salesmen at heart, I think, labelling … Continue reading
Posted in History
Tagged corporate America, dope, fun with stereotypes, grass, hemp, marijuana, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, weed
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Potluck
By Smaktakula If you’re like most normals, you’ll do just about anything to avoid a potluck. This bizarre tradition of foisting one’s leftovers on the rest of the community refuses to die, and like a recurrent and pernicious staph infection, … Continue reading
Posted in Movies, Promethean Times
Tagged dope, grass, Hallmark Channel, helpful hints, hemp, kalamata olives, marijuana, Murder She Wrote, pot, potlucks, reefer, shitty obligations, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ramon’s Wedding
By Tardsie It’s a truism that something always goes wrong at a wedding. Usually it’s something small (or several small somethings), but other times the happy event can descend into a scene straight out of the Jerry Springer show. The … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged brownies, California, cannabis, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, marijuana, Napa Valley, pot, pot brownies, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, wedding disaster, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Tidbits
By Tardsie *** The Bad Touch I have a friend who maintains–and as ridiculous as this claim may sound, if you knew the guy, you’d understand why I believe it–that he’s tried masturbation only once. He says he didn’t like … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged air travel, Amtrak, Bee Gees, dope, grass, hemp, marijuana, Mark David Chapman, masturbation, only losers take the bus, pot, reefer, self-abuse, sweet sweet cheeba, the Beatles, Travels With Tardsie, weed
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Headlines 04.30.12
By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Alabama, dope, Easter, feeding tube, grass, headlines, Helen Keller, hemp, LA Riots, marijuana, muslims, NBA, pot, prostitution, reefer, Reginald Denny, Secret Service, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Happy 4/20!
By Smaktakula Although most respectable folks are probably unaware of it, marijuana abusers have developed their own culture over the years. United by this culture, as well as their love for their brain-numbing herb, hemp-heads communicate with one another through … Continue reading
True Facts: Audiobooks
By Smaktakula Rapid advances in technology and the world’s ever-burgeoning “Stupid Factor” are both contributing to the incipient extinction of the book in its traditional form. That portion of the public which still wastes its time reading now has a … Continue reading
Ireland The PT Way!
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff Before we get started, we should confess something: despite the cruel, ignorant and generally irresponsible things we say about people, places and things, it may surprise our readers to know that we hold in … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Politics
Tagged Belfast, Catholicism, Derry, dope, drunken Irishmen, Edna Kenny, Eire, grass, hemp, ignorance, inebriate, IRA, Ireland, Irish Potato Famine, Irish Republican Army, Lucky Charms, Micks, Northern Ireland, or did we get those colors reversed?, Portrush, pot, proddies, protestant, reefer, Republic of Ireland, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, sweet sweet cheeba, Taoiseach, the French, the Troubles, They're magically delicious!, ugly Americans, Ulster, Unionists, weed, Why am I so drunk?
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Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”
By Smaktakula Only a few days ago, it would have been hard to blame filthy hippies for getting all giddy over the possible legalization of marijuana. Cannabis, the decriminalization of which had seemed until recently to be largely inevitable, may … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged cannabis, community college vs real college, dope, grass, hemp, hippies, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, Oaksterdam, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, pot, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, that trick never works, the sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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