Tag Archives: double standards

Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars? A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty. *** The … Continue reading →

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Posted in Stupidity, Culture, Politics | Tagged racism, hypocrisy, Ellen DeGeneres, double standards, Why am I so stupid?, blondes, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, Why are blondes so stupid?, blond people are stupid, blond people, acceptable racism, Andrea Dworkin, Daniel Craig | 27 Comments

Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Posted on June 7, 2012 by Smaktakula

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion | Tagged alcoholism, bigotry, bravery, Catholicism, Christians, double standards, Germany, holiness church, Holocaust, hypocrisy, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, LDS, Methodists, Mormons, muslims, NAMBLA, pacifism, Quakers, religious intolerance, religious persecution, safe to joke about, snake handlers, weirdos | 12 Comments

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Posted on May 23, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Americans take pride in the notion that their nation is a meritocracy, a place where the pathway to success remains open to every man, woman and child regardless of his or her race. This has not always been the case: for almost two-hundred years … Continue reading →

Posted in History, News | Tagged African-Americans, bigotry, black leaders, California, CBC, Congressional Black Caucus, Democratic Party, double standards, Elijah Cummings, exclusionary policy, G. K. Butterfield, G. K. Butterfield is actually black!, Harold Ford, hypocrisy, Missouri, No Whites Allowed!, North Carolina, Pete Stark, playing the race card, preferential treatment, race-based admission, racial favoritism, racism, Republican Party, reverse racism, Stephen I Cohen, William Lacy Clay Jr., William Lacy Clay Sr. | 2 Comments

For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!

Posted on February 17, 2012 by tardsie

By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff In which we present a few of our favorite Promethean Times’ features. We hope you’ll enjoy as well. ∞ T. Humor: Our readers know that humor is near and dear to our hearts. In the following post, … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News | Tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Belgium, Bill Clinton, blond guys with dreads look like idiots, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, blond people are stupid, double standards, dreadlocks, Emmanuel Lewis, freedom of speech, Gary Coleman, handicapped people, hypocrisy, Jimmy Carter, Kool-Aid Man, nasty blond dreadlocks, opossums, Osama bin Laden, punch lines, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, Why are blondes so stupid? | 2 Comments

Professional Women

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture | Tagged double standards, George Carlin, hookers, hypocrisy, ladies of the evening, Paris Hilton, prostitution, rape, rent boys, sex, women of convenience, women of easy virtue, world's oldest profession | 8 Comments

Abortion: Heroes & Villains

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Suzie got pregnant. Her boyfriend was thrilled and wanted to be a father, but the dreams Suzie had for herself didn’t include a child. Against the wishes of her boyfriend, she bravely terminated the pregnancy. Suzie is an … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics | Tagged a hero to some, abortion, double standards, hypocrisy, pregnancy, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, self-righteousness, selfishness, separate but equal, sexual politics | Leave a comment

Basketball Players’ Assault On Cheerleader Kinda Funny If You Think About It

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Disgusting. Vile. Hateful. These were a few of the words which sprung to many people’s minds when they first heard that two University of Missouri basketball players had assaulted a cheerleader. According to the police report, the two … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Sport | Tagged Amanda Hanneman, assault, Basketball, cheerleaders, disgraced athletes, double standards, homophobia, hypocrisy, ignorance, Jessra Johnson, male cheerleaders, objectifying women, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, thugs, University of Missouri | Leave a comment

OC Republicans Take Racism To New Low

Posted on April 18, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Just when America thinks it has a handle on its deep-seated racism, something comes along to stir the flames. Marilyn Davenport, a member of the Orange County Republican Committee, recently circulated an email with a picture of President … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged Barack Obama, California, double standards, George W. Bush, GOP, hypersensitivity, hypocrisy, imaginary racism, Klansmen, opossums, Orange County, racism, Republican Party, Republicans, Sarah Palin, sexism | 3 Comments

I Disagree With What You Say, And I Will Ruin You If You Say It.

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula The town of Gainesville, Florida saw in deranged fucknugget Terry Jones a way not only to pusillanimously distance itself from the controversy engendered by the pastor’s threat to burn several copies of the Koran, but also to pad … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Religion, Stupidity | Tagged Andres Serrano, appeasement, Barack Obama, bunched panties, burning the Koran, Cagney and Lacey, Catholic Church, censorship, circus, cowardice, dig that awesome dirtbag mustache, dirtbag mustache, double standards, douchebaggery, Florida, Founding Fathers, fucknugget, Gainesville, hypocrisy, idiocy, intellectual cowardice, Islam, Koran, Last Temptation of Christ, lip-service, mainstream media, Martin Scorsese, media bias, Piss Christ, PT Barnum, radical Islam, Rev. Terry Jones, Sharia law, shock artists, Tea Party, those wacky mullahs!, Tyne Daly's eating disorder, Voltaire, white trash | 9 Comments

Careless Boy’s Mother Ruins A Good Thing

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Livermore, California: A local skank faces 67 charges related to sexual acts with teenage boys. Christine Shreeve Hubbs, 42, is said to have engaged in the scandalous behavior with two junior high school students, both in her home … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, General Foolishness, National Events, North America, People, Relationships, Scandal, Social Networking | Tagged California, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, coming of age, Coo Coo Ca-Choo!, cougars, double standards, hot sex offenders, molestation, Mrs. Robinson, nice job Mom, sex and firearms, sexual predators, skankery, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, The Graduate | 4 Comments

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Tag Archives: double standards

Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About

Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

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For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!

Professional Women

Abortion: Heroes & Villains

Basketball Players’ Assault On Cheerleader Kinda Funny If You Think About It

OC Republicans Take Racism To New Low

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