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For The Love Of Larry Wilcox
By Tardsie I’ve told you before about my friend Steve, a guy I met in college. Steve is a nice guy, but back in our school days there was something about him, some weird quirk in his personality that went … Continue reading
The Apple And The Razor Blade
By Smaktakula Anyone who’s ever gone trick-or-treating (sorry Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’ll just have to use your imaginations) has likely heard the various tales breathlessly told about tainted candy passed off to unsuspecting children. Although these ghastly stories of stranger-danger are … Continue reading
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Tagged Adolf Hitler, death by razor blade, douchebaggery, Halloween, he/shes, hermaphrodites, James Joseph Smith, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jehovah's Witnesses, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesotans are evil!, outright lies, razor blade in apples, trick-or-treating, urban legends, Why am I so evil?
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In Defense Of Vladimir Putin
By Smaktakula In attempting to muzzle criticism of his increasingly despotic rule, Russia’s President, with the cheerful assistance of the authoritarian kleptocracy’s kangaroo courts, has perversely managed to shatter a long-standing barrier to free speech. By jailing for two years … Continue reading
Could You Be An Asshole? National Tragedy
This was originally posted back in 2011 after the shooting of Rep. Gabby Giffords of Arizona. Today seems appropriate to reprint it, as perhaps we need a reminder. By Smaktakula Nothing brings out assholes like a tragedy, and Saturday’s horrific mass … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: A Lesson From Smart-Mouth Eddie
By Tardsie I taught at an after-school clinic in Southern California for a while after I graduated college. The pay blew ass, but to this day it remains the job I have most enjoyed doing, and in which I believe … Continue reading
Pitiable Novelty Rapper Not Dead After All
By Smaktakula Fans of music and of culture in general were shocked by the news that tiresome rapper/plagiarist Vanilla Ice still lives. The music world had been abuzz in recent days over happy rumors that the grating space-waster had died, … Continue reading
Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!
By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading
Musical History: The New Edition
By Smaktakula Although each was a talented vocalists in his own right, only one member of New Edition would go on to destroy one of the greatest voices in recording history.
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Tagged Bobby Brown, boy bands, douchebaggery, Michael Bivins, New Edition, R&B, Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell, Ronnie DeVoe
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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the world go ’round, and at the very least give us something entertaining to … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Stupidity
Tagged Cincinnati, douchebaggery, frottage, Georgia, Jamie Hughes, Les Nessman, lizard men, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Michelle Allen, morons, Newt Gingrich, Nicholas Modrich, Ohio, Oscar, Piggyback Bandit, places that suck, Queen City, race riots, Ramtha, Sherwin Shayegan, Short Bus, Snellville, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?
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