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Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!
By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading
Musical History: The New Edition
By Smaktakula Although each was a talented vocalists in his own right, only one member of New Edition would go on to destroy one of the greatest voices in recording history.
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Music
Tagged Bobby Brown, boy bands, douchebaggery, Michael Bivins, New Edition, R&B, Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell, Ronnie DeVoe
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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the world go ’round, and at the very least give us something entertaining to … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Stupidity
Tagged Cincinnati, douchebaggery, frottage, Georgia, Jamie Hughes, Les Nessman, lizard men, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Michelle Allen, morons, Newt Gingrich, Nicholas Modrich, Ohio, Oscar, Piggyback Bandit, places that suck, Queen City, race riots, Ramtha, Sherwin Shayegan, Short Bus, Snellville, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?
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Promethean Times Endorses Newt Gingrich
Promethean Times’ Editorial Staff It just wouldn’t be an election cycle without some earnest gasbag telling you that this election is the most important in our lifetimes. This platitude becomes especially poignant in 2012–the most important election of our lifetimes. … Continue reading
Ho! Ho! Ho My God, He’s Got A Gun!
By Smaktakula It happens every year–wherever families are gathered together for the holidays, dark forces arise to ensure that some asshole ruins Christmas for everybody. Again. This holiday-themed poltergeist may manifest as anything from your sister’s annual recrimination-swollen weep-orgy to … Continue reading
To Catch A Philanderer
By Smaktakula Smarmy pretend-cop Chris Hansen has been caught cheating on his wife for a second time. Although we don’t have anything particularly trenchant or witty to say about this, we feel that if you’re gonna pass yourself off as … Continue reading
Milton Bradley: An Even Bigger Douche Off The Field
By Smaktakula Just a few weeks ago, it seemed that troubled former Major Leaguer Milton Bradley, out of baseball now for several months, would retire to a life of quiet anonymity completely removed from his lightning-rod professional career. But you’ve … Continue reading
The Ballad Of Ron Mexico
By Smaktakula Perhaps the greatest unintentional porn name after Rob Lowe (say it fast) was coined by controversial dog enthusiast, NFL quarterback and convicted felon, Michael Vick. Vick’s virile alter-ego was revealed to the world when Sonya Elliot sued the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News
Tagged Dirk Diggler, dog fighting, douchebaggery, herpes, Michael Vick, NFL, porn names, Raw Blow, Rob Lowe, Ron Mexico, Sonya Elliot
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