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Profiles in Loutishness

By Tardsie Ever wonder just how a gentleman should never act? I nailed it one time. All these years later, I still cringe. ♥ T.

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Mea Culpa: 55 Cent

By Tardsie In which amends cannot be made. Note: Any comments about my headwear will rightly taken as an insult to my proud cultural heritage and an affront to the land of my fathers. And you should know that, historically, those people … Continue reading

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I’m An Ass, And I’m Sorry

By Tardsie Man, you have no idea how many times I find myself saying or thinking that. Have a great weekend, folks!

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My Missing Medal

By Smaktakula Sometimes, when you mention a grievance or accomplishment, large or small, some would-be-funnyman will pipe up, “Do you want a medal or something?” Next time this happens, tell him, “You’re goddamn right I want a medal. Let’s have … Continue reading

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The Saddest Girl I Ever Knew

By Tardsie I met a girl named Heather once at a party many years ago, back when I was single.  High summer had come to Western Washington: long, pleasant days  finally ushered into night by an extended twilight. Barbecuing weather. … Continue reading

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Worst. Party. Ever.

By Tardsie In which are discussed tolerance, theft and weed abatement. Of course this post is not safe for work. It contains lots of salty language and one particularly offensive word (not used gratuitously). Enjoy!

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Oh, The People You’ll Meet…In Juvie

By Tardsie When I was seventeen I did something that earned me thirty days in Remann Hall, a juvenile detention facility in Tacoma, Washington. It was pretty serious, and I was lucky in the end to just get the thirty … Continue reading

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